Who's Jessica Dating? Check the Texans

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First it was Nick...

It started out with the signing of fullback Nick Luchey in the offseason. And soon, the Houston Texans would cut the strapping veteran blocking back — seemingly for nothing, much like Jessica kicked Nick Lachey to the curb.

The team then signs fullback Jameel Cook. Hardly newsworthy, until the team later signed massive tailback Ron Dayne.

...then Dayne...
...and Cook. See a pattern here?

Dayne. Cook. Coincidence? Puh-leeze. So will the team axe Dayne and Cook when Jessica picks up her next dude? No telling. But given her latest move, we wouldn't be surprised at all to see the Texans pair John Walker with a newly acquired Shawn Mayer. -- Steven Devadanam

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