To celebrate Pope Benedict XVI’s historic U.S. visit, KHOU on Saturday reran its documentary on the Co-Cathedral of the Sacred Heart, “Building on Faith.” Doubling as a public relations agency, KHOU gave the Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston what seminary student Juan Carlos Patino-Arango gave a few of the Archdiocese’s boys before church authorities facilitated his return to Colombia in 1996 – a big, fat, sloppy blowjob.
Included in the fawning report of the co-cathedral’s construction was its $44 million price tag. Evidently, the Archdiocese knows where its financial priorities lay; bills for a gigantic building with ornate marble and stained-glass fixtures (and gigantic bills for Vinson & Elkins) trump a few grand for counseling for the kids molested by Patino-Arango. (Thanks to the Archdiocese’s decision to send Patino-Arango home instead of HPD headquarters, Patino-Arango was able to continue his dream of working around adolescent boys; his last-known job was at a school in Medellin.)
The Co-Cathedral of the Sacred Heart is a beautiful building and its presence in Houston should be dutifully reported and recognized. But was KHOU’s hagiography really the best way to do it? How much mouthwash does it take to get rid of that taste? – Craig Malisow









Beautiful? Sure, if you like Albert Speer's plans for Germania, or Mussolini's EUR. The Galveston-Houston Co-Cathedral is the work of hack designers and all the fancy religious sculpture and windows and mosaic work is by hack artists from Italy. That building is utterly vulgar compared to the new Los Angeles cathedral.
Talk about out-sourcing! Other cathedral projects in the Americas have fostered home grown workshops to teach artisanal skills like stone carving and stained glass window making, but instead of fostering new careers and local artistic visions, the Church has just bought tons of saccharine kitsch and slathered on a big fake stone barn.
When I see the awful decoration and sculpture in that church the closest thing it brings to mind is that ridiculous monastery that Spanish dictator Franco built to assuage his guilt.
Posted at: April 21, 2008 4:44 PM