10 Most Stereotypical Ways to Die in Houston (UPDATED)

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5.) Waiting for the Texans to Win a Super Bowl

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The one losing visit the franchise made (under another name) to the Super Bowl doesn't count, you know.

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Andy Rice
Andy Rice

Doing absolutely anything on the north side

Dodd Melcher
Dodd Melcher

These are all ways to die in almost any city.

Josh Rollins
Josh Rollins

You include a joke entry about the Texans, but you don't bring up the terrible pollution? Come on.

Melanie Jaramillo Kennedy
Melanie Jaramillo Kennedy

My first thought of guessing what #1 would be was car crash!! By far!! Drivers are scary & unnecessarily dangerous here compared to any other large city! I fear for my life often while being on the roads! Even in parking lots going 10mph!!

Mandilakhe Mandi Malghas
Mandilakhe Mandi Malghas

Totally defeating my purpose of going to school #10... And the Texans winning a Super Bowl, that's actually funny lmao

BeaVee
BeaVee

"Waste bands"?  Oye.

Cathy Fontenot
Cathy Fontenot

I agree with the list; however, isn't it "waistband" and not "waste band" in number 7? I could be wrong...

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