10 Initials Worse Than NRG for Renaming Reliant Stadium

Categories: Football, Sports

#YOLO

There might not be a more annoying acronym than the one for You Only Live Once, but if you are going to do it, may as well add the hashtag and complete the inanity.

TMZ

The Texans have been relatively fortunate when it comes to scandal. Besides a tweeted cock fight photo, a PED suspension and a few scrubs cut for smoking "cigars" in their hotel room, the team has remained mostly scandal free. They would only be inviting trouble with this nickname.

STFU

There are plenty of good used for this curse-friendly acronym, but too many that could backfire as in, "The blowout caused the fans at STFU Stadium to, well, you know." Besides, this feels like a name the students at Rice would embrace for their stadium.

PMS

No doubt some drug company that helped redefine normal women's monthly biochemistry as a "syndrome" would love the opportunity to compete with Viagra and Cialis for the hearts and minds of football fans, but this ain't it.

ROTFLMAO

When Matt Schaub threw any one of his picks six last year, the response by anyone not openly weeping was best represented by this Internet phrase. Last thing you want to do is tempt fate.


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3 comments
TomHelm
TomHelm

You forgot:

WTF

ESAD

FOAD

BFWOT

FUBAR

SOL

Smedley
Smedley

Maybe they can purchase the rights to use the Little Caesars Pizza character... Nrg Energy!

Puller58
Puller58

Branding?  How about using a branding iron to capture the spirit of Texas?

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