12 Things In Houston '93 You'd NEVER See Today


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23:50 -- THAT GUY
Ummmm.....I mean......wow.....

I don't think we will ever see this guy again, ever. Moving along....

24:20 -- Mike Holovak about to cry
I will admit, I never knew Mike Holovak, but this documentary was not a good look for him. The two times they showed him being interviewed after games, he looked like he was on the verge of tears after being asked simple questions about his head coach and the performance of his team. I can only imagine how he would have done being asked about David Carr or drafting Amobi Okoye. Hell, DeAndre Hopkins' Instagram account would have turned the poor guy into Dick Vermeil! As leaders go, Holovak makes Rick Smith seem like Norman Schwarzkopf.

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25:40 -- Bearded Mark Berman!

I think for Halloween, Mark Berman should go as Bearded Mark Berman.

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kgjoseph1
kgjoseph1

Rust on the Mazda pretty much wins it all hands down, but u didn't mention the fact he couldn't find it and got hysterical like a woman being followed by an unknown person in a parking lot, pretty sure he couldn't do the hit the panic button on your alarm key-less entry button so the horn can blow trick on that piece of crap truck, but, I'm TOTALLY at a loss for how u didn't find at least 5 words to compare 1993 John McClain at approx. 230lbs to 2013 Jabba the McClain at least 60lbs of next and face fat! OUTSTANDING as always and I hope we never see that guy and that hole infested shirt again!!! 

gossamersixteen
gossamersixteen topcommenter

Slow down to let Schaub catch up, that's a classic!

Jesse Cruz
Jesse Cruz

Thanks Jim, Texans really, c'mon Man!

Puller58
Puller58 topcommenter

The Oilers had an imbalance that year.  The defense got better in a hurry, and the offense was going downhill.  (Not because of Moon.)  The run and shoot depended on having four good receivers, and Heywood Jeffries never got used to deep routes, (Always looked like he wasn't able to judge the path of the ball.) and the rest were losing steps and suffering from the fact that teams had come up with schemes to beat their dreams.  But giving love to Rex Ryan?  Sorry, but he's a nut like his father and shares the Woody Hayes view of passing.  ("Three things can happen when you throw a pass, and two of them are bad.") 

stevek77536
stevek77536

" (Warren Moon)... a Pro Bowl quarterback whose skills and resume dwarf anything Matt Schaub has done in his career."  I'm a fan of Schaub, but this is correct.  Undrafted by the NFL, then went to NINE Pro Bowls and is in the Hall of Fame.  At a dinner with a big client of my company, I told him Moon was better than his QB in the upcoming game (Montana, Elway, one of those guys).  His look said "You've had too many drinks".  My return look said, "Yeah, but I'm right."  And I was.

ShitThrowingMonkey
ShitThrowingMonkey

I was at that Jets game.  Good Times.  Who wins a jedi light saber battle between bearded Berman and current Berman???

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