Zapruder Analysis Of Homicidal Jets Fan Punching Female Patriots Fan (w/ VIDEO)
0:18 -- I like the guy with the Jets washcloth on his head, standing in front of the camera. He seems to have his shit together.
0:20 -- JEOPARDY TIME --
"I'll take 'Stadium Fun' for $200, Alex..."
"Hey, can any of you tell me where Section 100 is? The numbers are impossible to see!"
"What are 'Questions never asked in MetLife Stadium?'"
0:33 -- One final sweep of the jerseys in the crowd make one thing clear -- the Jets fans can't quit Darrelle Revis.
Actually, unlike many of these fight videos, this one actually had a legal outcome! According to the New Jersey State Police, Paschke, Nugent, and two more in Nugent's party were charged with simple assault and disorderly conduct.
According to police:
[Amanda] MacDowell and Nugent kicked and punched Paschke in the body and head. Then Paschke, who was wearing a Wayne Chrebet Jets jersey in the widely publicized video of the incident, punched Nugent in the face. Nugent appeared to be wearing Patriots attire. And then [David] Sacco struck Paschke in the face.
All four will be arraigned in East Rutherford on November 13 and are banned from MetLife Stadium until their case reaches resolution. Of course, between now and then, Paschke might call in a favor to his close friend and colleague, Jets' owner Woody Johnson.
(H/T The Big Lead)
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