This Weekend's Best Bets: Sarlacc Pit On Star Wars Night Edition
Minnesota +10 over NEBRASKA
Playing the old "If a team is between #21 and #25 in the AP poll, and are favored on the road, fade them" rule. Hopefully, Bo Pelini doesn't get too pissed off at me.
SAINTS -10 1/2 over Bills
Thad Lewis on the road against Drew Brees. REPEAT, Thad Lewis on the road against Drew Brees.
Redskins/BRONCOS OVER 58 1/2
The Redskins are giving up 34 points a game to teams with real quarterbacks this season (Translation: Every team they've played except the Raiders), so I'm penciling in the Broncos for 45, at least. So if the Redskins can score two touchdowns, we win.
Seahawks -11 over RAMS
Kellen Clemens has the worst QBR rating of any quarterback with over 500 attempts since 2006, with a Dilferian 20.8. He is starting at quarterback for the Rams, who are so enamored with Clemens that they put feelers out to Brett Favre, who last played football in 2011, and not well. It's actually Star Wars night in St. Louis on Monday. If the Rams lose and don't cover, I'm hoping they have an actual sarlacc pit to sacrifice Clemens.
Last week: 2-4 (what else?)
Season record: 15-33
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