Gainesville Man Pimps His Stepdaughter Out on Craigslist for Tennessee-Florida Game
The Internet has made our lives easier in so many ways, not the least of which is that it makes it a million times easier and more efficient to try and move merchandise, whether it's a car, a boat, perhaps an old playground set, or your stepdaughter....
They will sell anything!
Yeah, that's right, your stepdaughter.
You know who agrees with my assessment of the Internet's efficiency? This dude in Gainesville who decided to place his stepdaughter on Craigslist like a used xBox under the tissue paper thin veil of giving away a Tennessee versus Florida ticket for this weekend, that's who.
Here is the text from the ad:
My step-daughter's date backed out (his loss, your gain) for the game...
1 Free ticket for the Tennessee-Florida Football game this Saturday (cost to me, $150) on the 40 for the right gentleman. You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is). If you do not qualify, please pass this ad to a friend.
The fine print: I lied! (Sorry...not totally free). Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.
P.S. (Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable)
Only those that respond with pictures and resume will be considered! Be creative!
Location: Sec 36, Row 19
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
You can see a screen grab of the ad to the right, but if you want to assess more of the aesthetic qualities of the stepdaughter, go check out the ad itself. I have to say that unless this is a Lennay Kekua situation and stepfather is trying to catfish some Vols fan, the stepdaughter is not bad at all. The pictures depict an attractive, fun loving gal! In one picture, she is standing in front of Churchill Downs and in another picture she is dressed in a short dress leaving a hotel room, so I think it's safe to assume she clearly enjoys gambling and
Click for larger image. sex room service!
And, as it turns out, she does indeed seem to be real!
Clay Travis, FOX Sports college football analyst and founder of outkickthecoverage.com, actually was tracked down by the woman after he essentially "broke the story" on the existence of this ad. Her name is Jess Flanagan, she's a 27 year old who lives in Denver and has a bachelor's degree in criminal justice. And long story short, she had a date for the game, he backed out, and the stepfather (with her approval) put the extra ticket (and time spent with Jess) on Craigslist.