For His Next Trick, Johnny Manziel Will Try to Will A&M to an 11-1 Record
|Bama celebrates their final touchdown against A&M.|
Fortunately, for Texas A&M, there is nothing conventional about their quarterback.
Manziel spent the better part of Saturday afternoon running through and throwing over Alabama's defense like they were a bigger, stronger, faster version of Louisiana Tech. 464 yards passing, 98 yards rushing, and about a half dozen plays that will live on for ages in the minds of Aggie fans and through the magic of YouTube.
Did he need some help? Perhaps. Like any comeback, some combination of luck and/or assistance from your opponent is needed along the way. For all of the talk about Manziel putting A&M in position to pull off the upset, the fact is this game was a couple plays away from being a blowout.
Consider the following:
* With Alabama poised to take a four touchdown lead, up 42-21 with the ball near midfield, offensive coordinator Doug Nussmeier decided to call two pass plays in a row after bulldozing the A&M defense on their previous ten rushing plays for 80 yards. An incomplete pass on 3rd and 4 gave the ball back to A&M with a glimmer of hope.
* Given another shot, ahead 42-28 at this point, Alabama drove the ball inside the A&M five yard line where, poised to go up 49-28, Tide running back T.J. Yeldon fumbled the ball, opening the door for Manziel's memorable 95 yard strike to Mike Evans (who caught seven passes for 279 yards and made about $10 million on Saturday), and unleashing the loudest cacophony of whoops, gigs, hoots, and chants this side of...well, honestly, College Station is the only place that does all that.
Eventually, the sand ran out of the hourglass and Alabama, the better team everywhere on the field except quarterback and number one wide receiver, escaped with the win.
But the story afterward was still Johnny Manziel.
In a game where everyone was waiting for Alabama to chase the "on the field" version of Johnny Football into the obscure college football purgatory where the "off the field" version seems to have sequestered himself, Manziel served up a reminder that the "season's worth of film" that teams now have on him is about as useful as the pictures of Johnny autographing memorabilia that ESPN's Darren Rovell "coincidentally" decided to tweet out the day before the game.
The fifteen games worth of film on Manziel, like those pictures, are irrelevant.
There are no correct answers to the "Stopping Johnny Football" test. The genius himself was handed this Wonderlic on Saturday, and Nick Saban scored a six.
The underlying theme of the last nine months of the Johnny Manziel saga, in particular the last couple months when his adventures crossed over from juvenile kid's games to possible program effecting violations, has been "Enjoy him while you can, Aggie fans."
It doesn't take a draft analyst, an NFL general manager, or the most astute psychologist to figure out that Johnny Manziel, while he might be long for the college lifestyle, is not long for college.
So while Sunday morning may have felt like December 26 to many of you in Aggieland, the crash landing where you wonder if anything will be as good as the build to last Saturday, especially when God only knows the next time the circus will come to town like it did this past weekend, my advice is to enjoy the rest of this season.
The Amazing Manziel's biggest test is yet to come, because for his next trick he will somehow try to drag that defense along to an 11-1 record. I don't know if there's enough magic in ten Johnny Manziels to do it, but goddamn it'll be fun to watch.
Save any December 26 style depression for January when the real party is over.
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