FOX 26 Welcomes "Children Are Sexy" Cult Co-Leader to Houston

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They're heeeeeeere.......
Let's all give a big hand to Houston's local FOX affiliate for recently doing a puff interview of ex-chiropractor Dain Heer, co-leader of a cult that believes that "young children are incredibly sexy" and that the only thing your family is good for is giving you money!

This was brought to our attention by good friend and ace investigative blogger Connie Schmidt, who informed us that Heer and Gary Douglas, the founder of a group called Access Consciousness, recently relocated their headquarters from Santa Barbara to Space City. Make sure to check out Schmidt's incredible coverage of this group.

Of course, the FOX interview mentions nothing about Access, probably because it'd be a little too much to tell viewers right away that Heer's followers aren't human beings but "humanoids," an altogether separate species that subsists primarily on sugar, salt, water and "energy." And, oh yeah -- there is no "right or wrong"; those are primitive, silly "human" concepts.

So therefore, the interview didn't cover things like: Why do parents "cut off their sexual energy towards their children," or how you're supposed to threaten to kill any "evil little fucks" who get in your way? But maybe that'll be covered in the next interview!

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Houstess
Houstess

I love the shirt unbuttoned to the navel.  But where are the gold chains?

rtc12345
rtc12345

Was that journalism? I am appalled by the subject and would expect more details. The headline is meant to drive traffic and create clicks, but there is no substance to be found in the "article". You are better than that. I hope.

H_e_x
H_e_x

Holy fucking hell, this is creepy as get all. Considering Houston is a hub for human trafficking I think it's clear why he moved to Houston, and that make me want to puke.

wcvemail
wcvemail

Does that closeted child abuser have Mormon ties? Any word of "fortified compounds"?

Bettina
Bettina

@rtc12345 

That would be valid criticism when reading a story on CultureMap. Pls cut and paste it just about anywhere there

craig.malisow
craig.malisow

@rtc12345 The links will take you to more in-depth coverage of Access, including our feature story. Thanks.

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