R.I.P. Peeps, Till Next Year: We Send Them Off Via Limerick, Haiku, Beatles Song & Utter Tastelessness
The Season of the Peep is over for yet another year, the hideous tastewarpers going out of sight, out of mind until stores once again begin next year's Easter push, generally a week before Valentine's Day.
Much as we would like to simply forget about Peeps for as long as possible, it would be unseemly to send them off without some kind of hurrah.
But which kind?
We'll cover all the bases, as you'll see. Feel free to try it yourself, in the comments or on our Facebook page. Grand Prize: No Peeps sent to your house.
5. The noble limerick
There once were some candies called Peeps
That always would give kids the creeps.
They had soulless eyes
Despite any disguise --
They were shit from some yellowy sheeps.
4. The even nobler Haiku
Alas, noble Peep
Your days on this Earth are through
You doubt? Ask my stomach.