3. Derrell's pompadour was so thick and well-maintained, he didn't even have to wear a batting helmet.
2. Jeff tried to not let the other guys see him crying every time he was tagged out at second during double-plays, but sometimes Craig Biggio would see and pat him on the ass just a little lighter when he came back to the dugout.
1. Mark lost a bet while still in the minors and had to legally change his name to his favorite dessert.
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