9. Fun fact: Topps had to airbrush the naked biker chick and pot leaf off of Dave Adlesh's hat before this card went to print.
8. Jeff "Shane MacGowan" Bagwell is seen here at Astros spring training thinking about using Sun-In on his mullet. Spoiler alert: He did, and it looked fantastic.
7. Jose Altuve, shown actual size.
501 Crawford, Houston, TX