Twitter War! The Iron Sheik Calls Out Arian Foster!
They say Twitter is best utilized when it's an extension of one's personality, so having seen that Sheik interview, we circle back to his Twitter reply to Arian Foster's request for some funny people to follow:
@arianfoster if you dont respect the legend I break your back fuck your ass make you humble old country way worse than tiger woods wife
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 8, 2013
Extension of personality? Um, yes.
To people who don't follow or know about the Iron Sheik, his reply to Foster was some sort of twisted demand for butt sex. To anyone who follows Arian Foster and the Iron Sheik (I raise my hand), the Sheik's reply was a gift from the Twitter heavens, a Festivus miracle!
Honestly, if I had to pick two people on my timeline to converse with each other on Twitter, it might be the Iron Sheik and Arian Foster, and it was about to happen! (To be clear, the Iron Sheik and anybody else are all tied for second. The Iron Sheik is awesome.)
So we all waited for Arian's reply, and when it finally came it became clear -- Arian Foster is not in on the Iron Sheik joke. He's clearly in the "sees Sheik's tweet as a twisted demand for butt sex" group.
@the_ironsheik That shit is corny.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) February 8, 2013
Still, the Iron Sheik stayed after it....
@arianfoster you watch who you talk to you one day if you be broke worse than the virgil if you don't respect the legend
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 8, 2013
...and still Arian Foster was having none of it....
@the_ironsheik, I would love to match wits with you, but this is like arguing with a 6 year old who just learned curse words.
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) February 8, 2013
Still, the Sheik began going to all of his different Twitter go-to moves, which mostly involve the Sheik telling everyone how small their dick is:
@arianfoster 6 year old black midget have bigger dick than you if you disrespect the legend
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 8, 2013
At this point, Arian Foster began to realize that the Iron Sheik is not just some garden variety kook spewing venom and threatening sodomy as a weapon to encourage humility. He's a kook with 238,000 Twitter followers!
Lol dude has a real following RT @the_ironsheik: @arianfoster 6 year old black midget have bigger dick than you if you disrespect the legend
— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) February 8, 2013
Sheik went to the Koko B. Ware card....
The @arianfoster have smaller dick than the coco b ware bird %100000
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 8, 2013
Arian tweeted empathy for Sheik's dilapidated mental state....
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