Michael Brown: Feds Accuse Former Hand Surgeon of Choking Flight Attendants, Threatening to Show His Wang (UPDATED)

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In his defense, those long international flights get us pretty worked up, too...

Update: Harris County Family Court Judge Sheri Dean issued a bench warrant for Brown's arrest Thursday after he failed to appear at a hearing over his divorce from estranged wife Rachel Brown. But hey, maybe the judge should've just chalked it up to jetlag.

We're sure that, by now, everyone's heard the latest hijinks our favorite cocaine enthusiast and alleged anal-herpes-giver Michael "Daddy's Baby Girl" Brown has gotten himself into: Dude has busted his federal-charges cherry by allegedly choking flight attendants and threatening to get buck nekkid on a flight from London to Miami January 2.

Our favorite part? That's when Brown, according to a federal air marshal's affidavit, told authorities he was a "touchy feely" person. And how!

Here's more from the affidavit:

Approximately one hour after departure, Brown, who had been seated in seat 4K, entered the aircraft's forward galley and demanded his meal and wine. Flight attendant "T.A.T" and flight attendant "G.F." escorted Brown back to his seat.

While Brown was seated, he was approached by another flight attendant, "V.E.," who advised Brown she would serve him shortly. At that point, Brown grabbed "V.E." on the left forearm and pulled her toward him. "V.E." attempted to pull away from Brown but was not strong enough.

Brown then began making rude sexual comments directed at "V.E." After Brown released "V.E.," "V.E." reported Brown's conduct to the cabin service director, who in turn notified the flight captain. "V.E." then returned to serve Brown his meal. Brown stood up, spilling the meal on his headphones and lap area. He then left his seat and grabbed "V.E." around the neck with both hands and began to squeeze. As Brown squeezed "V.E."'s neck, he asked her if she was a strong woman. "V.E." responded that she was not, and asked Brown to release her.

Upon noticing the incident, flight attendant "T.A.T" left the galley to assist "V.E." Brown released "V.E." and grabbed [both flight attendants] around the neck area, using each of his forearms. Brown told [the attendants] that he was going to get naked in front of the passengers and then began making rude sexual comments about what he was going to do to them....After the flight crew calmed Brown down, Brown returned to his seat and slept for most of the remainder of the flight.

Yowza.

Under the terms of Brown's $250,000 bond, he can be authorized to fly (non-commercial) for business or litigation purposes, or to visit his children in Houston. He also must submit to a mental health and/or treatment program.

Two people signed his surety, identifying themselves as "friend-employee." One, Jeff Geiger, is listed as an officer in one of Brown's myriad companies, Estasi Photoart Publishing. We haven't been able to clearly identify the other person yet. We've also got calls into Brown's attorneys.

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Transi Torres
Transi Torres

Any updates on this? I have read his court case was on the 18th Feb.

jeffcoatchristen
jeffcoatchristen

you people amaze me .... yal listen to the news then call ppl names ..... yal are pathetic ... i do not apperciate yal talking shit about my great uncle ....yes he has issues but thats because of the money ... and for the reccored the wifes her "BEAT" that is if he really did then they deserved it and were gold diggers that needed to be put in theyre place!!!! now stop talkin shit about my great uncle and get on with yals lifes aint yal got something better to do?

Falcoon
Falcoon

What a worthless, sleezy, douche bag, degenerate, piece if SH*t!!  Dude do us all a favor and disappear, permanently, like forever!

You're a complete waste of humanity!

JimWC
JimWC

I'm tired of this M-F SNAKE on this M-F PLANE!!!

StumpBeefgnaw
StumpBeefgnaw

I wish for a momentary powerful but highly localized reversal of gravity right under this douchebag's feet, just enough to propel him off the earth and into the sun.

Renee' M Eaton
Renee' M Eaton

even a very intelligent person can be an asswipe

Danielle Quinn
Danielle Quinn

I cannot stand this guy \ how is he still walking around amongst humans?

chetbellman
chetbellman

Shelby Hodge has a different version where Dr. Brown was saving various flight attendants during turbulence, if only by grabbing their necks. "Famous Houston Celebrity Doctor Flies with Gusto, Saving Crew with Wine in Hand".

Sean Murphy
Sean Murphy

he is one sick bastard! Maybe federal charges will stick Too expensive to buy judges on that level

Oralia Rivas
Oralia Rivas

Too much $ & couldn't handle popularity..so many children.. all girls I believe??

Suz Warren
Suz Warren

Amazing. I did not think it was possible for this guy to get any creepier. I was wrong.

NewRider Ivan
NewRider Ivan

What good is it to be rich if you can't even pull your pants down on a commercial flight and give flight attendants the treatment in the Brown?

Zhad Ahmed
Zhad Ahmed

You got to hand it to this guy for making the news so often.

Zhad Ahmed
Zhad Ahmed

You got to hand it to this guy for making the news so often.

Paula Garza
Paula Garza

The Brown "Hands ON " clinic. Really, we are REALLY, Hands On.

Danny Cantu
Danny Cantu

Looks like someone needs to control his pimp hand...a few nights in prison should have his problem "turned out" just fine...

Lauriston Brewster
Lauriston Brewster

At the Brown Hand center we treat you like family....(*a family that has an angry coke-addled dad with a strangulation fetish)

Craig Malisow
Craig Malisow

Thanks, Nick Keppler. I wasn't sure about that one, 'cause I didn't see it in the AP Stylebook...

Roberta Montgomery
Roberta Montgomery

Why would the people of Houston support this Doctor......He's a fool.....

Nick Keppler
Nick Keppler

"Anal-herpes-giver" is my new favorite noun. Thanks for that, Craig Malisow.

Sonia Taylor
Sonia Taylor

Please move away so you can stop representing Houston such a poor way

Casey Quillen
Casey Quillen

Hahahah, this guy is comedic GOLD MINE! Feel sorry for anyone who has ever met him in person though...

txjboy
txjboy

It's just a matter of time when this guy does something so horrendous his lawyers will be powerless.  Stay tuned...

stjnky
stjnky

Thank you! I love seeing these updates. I just wish this story would have included the TSA confiscating his Humanitarian Award as he was boarding the plane.

cbdrake_99
cbdrake_99

Countdown to overdose is 3...2...1...

sneakers
sneakers

@jeffcoatchristen Hey douchbag nephew, Oh sorry, guess if I were sucking off on the old douchbag Uncle's pocket book maybe I would say the same.   You should get a life without your pathetic Uncle's money! 

aceconsulting
aceconsulting

Karma, is a beautiful sexy woman with all the right curves who delivers it HOT !!    I wonder if Dr. Brown-Bunghole regrets calling me "crazy" 2 years ago .....    I'm sure he will after he see's his cameo in that little production I put together.   LOL     PAPA ARKANSAS!!    Say it ain't so, you crazy son-of-bitch.....   Give Mrs. Mullins my LOVE!

JimWC
JimWC

I thought that just happened.  I can't imagine anyone takes assaulting airplane personnel on a plane lightly.

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