Lil Wayne Apologizes to LeBron for All-Star Weekend Outburst, Still Hates Chris Bosh
They say that before you send an angry letter or an e-mail to someone that you should put it in the drawer and sleep so as not to let your anger get the best of you. Clearly, this is not a school of thought that Lil Wayne adheres to. But he is human and after his rant on stage on Saturday, he did feel some remorse about it.
Well, about parts of it at least. Well, really just one part of it. The part where he said "Fuck LeBron."
Here is some audio from an impromptu call in that Lil Wayne made to 99 JAMZ in Miami to try to clear things up:
My three favorite parts of that audio:
1. "I didn't mean to say EFF LeBron, because me and LeBron we are cool, and I'm REALLY cool with his mom, we have a real cool relationship..." Somewhere, Delonte West listens in on that sound bite during his break from his job at Home Depot, nods, chuckles, and takes a bong hit.
2. When asked about the truth behind his comments about Adrienne Bosh, Weezy's reply: "That ain't important." Chris Bosh probably begs to differ.
3. Lil Wayne prefaces the entire 99 JAMZ interview with the caveat that he's not apologizing for anything he did on Saturday because "that's who [he is]." Of course, he then proceeds to apologize to LeBron and the entire city of Miami. For a defiant, unapologetic rapper, he sure did a lot of apologizing.
So if you're keeping score at home, even after apologizing, Lil Wayne still says "Fuck She-Wade," still says he fucked Chris Bosh's wife, and also says "Fuck the Miami Heat," but wants to make it clear that the rest of the city of Miami he is cool with. Presumably, then, he is cool with all of Miami minus the Heat organization except for LeBron James and, by proxy, LeBron's mom Gloria (and possibly Delonte West).
Conveyed as a mathematical equation:
MIA - HEAT + LBJ + (GJ + DW) = ELWICW (Everyone Lil Wayne Is Cool With)
So yes, breaking down the branches of Lil Wayne's hatred for the Miami Heat was far more interesting than the NBA trade deadline. It was that kind of NBA trade deadline.
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