J.J. Watt Wedding Cake? Yes, J.J. Watt Wedding Cake!!
I mean, this J.J. Watt mountain of decadence makes my groom's cake look like one of those Hostess chocolate cupcakes with the swirl of white frosting in top. This cake is delightfully excessive.
2. This J.J. Watt cake beats the hell out of the Mario Williams piñatas that Texan fans had been using at their kids' birthday parties. Oh wait...I was the only one doing that? Oh. Sorry.
1. One last thing: I had a chance to interview J.J. Watt last week on Radio Row at the Super Bowl in New Orleans. We talked about the work he does with so many charities, his friendship with the Berry kids, and even his aforementioned faux wedding to the tearful six-year-old girl. In short, J.J. Watt is awesome, so awesome that it visibly bothers him that he can't get to every request for his time (requests which number in the hundreds per month, I'm sure). He even said as much. That said, I'm 1000 percent certain J.J. now knows about this cake, so would it surprise anybody when Stephanie Poe and her husband get a signed jersey or football to put in the game room of their Newlywed Manor? The clock is ticking, you know this is happening.
The clock is also ticking on Stephanie Poe's marriage to her new husband Nathan. Single, male, hungry Texan fans everywhere wait impatiently. For cake.
(h/t to bustedcoverage.com)
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