Jan Michael Vincent Arrested in Houston! (Not That Jan-Michael Vincent.) A Chart to Tell Them Apart

Categories: Crime

janmagg.jpeg
Jan in better days.
Jan Michael Vincent got himself shot at by a cop and arrested yesterday on the north side after, cops say, he refused to follow their instructions and looked to be reaching for a gun in his car.

No, not that Jan-Michael Vincent. This Jan Michael Vincent (the hyphen is all-important) is a 32-year-old black dude from Houston; the Jan-Michael Vincent who entertained millions (maybe) in the epic TV series Airwolf reportedly lives a reclusive life in Mississippi after many wild years battling the bottle.

Two questions arise about Houston's Jan Michael Vincent: a) Who doesn't listen to instructions from a cop who's pointing a gun at you, and b) How'd you get stuck named after a journeyman action "star"?

It's kind of like naming your kid after whoever was the dark-haired cop in Adam-12. If you're trying to inspire your offspring through his or her name, aim higher.

janHOUSTON.jpg
Jan Michael Vincent, not on one of his better days.
We don't know if these two guys have ever met, but if they had, they'd have a cornucopia of stuff to talk about.

The travails of growing up named Jan Michael Vincent, for instance. ("How many times did you have to say, 'No, not John. Jan.' Yeah, me too!!") The older one of the pair could ask the younger if he's ever seen Airwolf. The younger could ask the older if he's ever acted like an idiot with a cop. ("Well, sure, but never one pointing a gun at me...you got a pair of cannonballs between those legs, man!!")

And, of course, the Ernest Borgnine anecdotes could last well into the night.

For those of us not named Jan Michael Vincent (with or without a hyphen), it can get awful confusing telling these two guys apart. No, really.

Luckily for everyone, we've prepared a suitable-for-laminating chart outlining the differences between these two pillars of society.

janarrest.jpg
Illustration by Monica Fuentes

Follow Houston Press on Facebook and on Twitter @HairBallsNews or @HoustonPress.


Location Info

Venue

Map

Houston Police Department Headquarters

1200 Travis St., Houston, TX

Category: General

My Voice Nation Help
3 comments
Konstantin2
Konstantin2

I guess he wasn't reaching for a gun after all, seeing what he was actually charged with. But no problem shooting at the guy, right Texas? And the target is the one in trouble! Not the guy who could have recklessly and callously ENDED HIS EXISTENCE FOREVER.

Ariya McGrew
Ariya McGrew

Didn't the actor, Jan Michael Vincent, die a long time ago?

Now Trending

From the Vault

 

General

Loading...