Coco Brown: Porn Star Will Blast Into Space, And We Find NASA Mission Names For The Ensuing X-Rated Film
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5. GEOTAIL: Man, it is widely known, will go to any lengths to chase tail. (Obscure historical note: Most people think John Kennedy said at Rice, "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
JFK, just being honest
He actually said, "We choose to go after these women in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because I am hard.")
Unfortunately, not Ella Fitzgerald's type of scat
4. SCAT: Whatever you do, don't read the Urban Dictionary's definition of "scat." (It's nowhere near NASA's take on the term.) Just know that the world of porn takes in many, many dark alleys where you wish you hadn't gone.
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