Last-Minute Christmas: Ten Odd Gifts from CVS to Solidify Your Standing as Resident Black Sheep


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4. AdvantEDGE Carb Control Shake Chocolate Fudge

For the relative who always joked about you getting "a little on the soft side," it's the gift of weight loss. Remind him of what Marge said when Homer kept pointing out to all the Simpsons in the car that they were looking a little chubby: "Shut up, Homer. You're the fattest one in the car."

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