A Very Knitted Christmas: 15 Bizarre Handmade Christmas Ornaments on Etsy
Categories: 12 Days of Giftmas
5. Thumb
I think the bow adds a nice touch to this...WHAT THE HELL, IT'S A THUMB!
4. Swingin Dick Cheney Ceramic Porcelain Ornament with Teeny Gold Luster Handcuffs
Perhaps a humorous gag gift for the conservative in your life or just a creepy, creepy way to add Dick Cheney to your holiday celebration.
3. Eyeblob
DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Aw, it's a cute little hamster and it looks so real...HOLY SHIT! THAT THING WAS ALIVE ONCE!
This is not the only tampon ornament I found on Etsy, surprisingly. It is the only one I saw that appeared to have been used. For only three bucks, you too can hang the grossest thing ever on your tree. Happy Birthday, Jesus!
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