A Very Knitted Christmas: 15 Bizarre Handmade Christmas Ornaments on Etsy


10. Blue and Purple "Fairy"

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Shudder.


9. Vintage Clown

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Nothing says Christmas like a creepy clown with X'ed out eyes.


8. Crochet Plush "Kidney"

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Or "bean" or "oops I made a mistake while working on this blanket for my nephew, so I'll call it a kidney and sell it on Etsy."


7. Poop Ornaments

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There are lots of these. Too many. Some are felt. Some are knitted. They have little Santa hats and some even have tiny yellow corn embedded in them. It's a Christmas miracle!


6. Hand-Painted Creepy Baby Eating Ice Cream in a Lobster Bib

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No clue why this is an ornament...or even a thing.
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Oh man, Khloe Morris, just fell into the Regretsy black hole...

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Khloe Morris

Try Regretsy.com it's a hilariously bad collection of things off that site.

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