A Very Knitted Christmas: 15 Bizarre Handmade Christmas Ornaments on Etsy


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15. Social Media Icons

Some might think hanging the Pinterest logo on the tree is cute. It's not.


14. Santa's Brain

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Hey, kids, who wants to see inside the skull of Santa?


13. Boob

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Someone once told me that everyone likes boobs. I can't necessarily disagree, but I'm not sure anyone wants a single felt breast hanging from a pine bough this holiday.


12. Penis

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Naturally, if you are going to have a boob, you may as well have a knitted penis, too. Not sure where you put the hook. Thankfully, I did not find a crochet vagina ornament to complete the set.


11. Hand-Painted Sasquatch

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He's got a little Santa hat and everything.
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Houston Press
Houston Press

Oh man, Khloe Morris, just fell into the Regretsy black hole...

Khloe Morris
Khloe Morris

Try Regretsy.com it's a hilariously bad collection of things off that site.

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