A Very Knitted Christmas: 15 Bizarre Handmade Christmas Ornaments on Etsy
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Some might think hanging the Pinterest logo on the tree is cute. It's not.
14. Santa's Brain
Hey, kids, who wants to see inside the skull of Santa?
13. Boob
Someone once told me that everyone likes boobs. I can't necessarily disagree, but I'm not sure anyone wants a single felt breast hanging from a pine bough this holiday.
12. Penis
Naturally, if you are going to have a boob, you may as well have a knitted penis, too. Not sure where you put the hook. Thankfully, I did not find a crochet vagina ornament to complete the set.
He's got a little Santa hat and everything.

































