Eagles QB Michael Vick's Brother Marcus Has A Twitter Meltdown
Are you tweeting from Cell Block D ? @mvfive
— iamTY(@YourGFsHomeboy) November 6, 2012
@mvfive you are an ignorant piece of shit and an embarassment to your brother
— Dan McGarvey (@danOmcgarvey) November 6, 2012
Everyone follow our qb's scum bag brother @mvfive for his wonderful football insights, since he had such a great career of his own
— jeff lucini (@Ludini910) November 6, 2012
@mvfive no one gives a shit what you have to say. Im actually surprised you're not in prison.
— Chris Kinder (@ItsChrisK) November 6, 2012
@mvfive what's better? Your grammar or your brothers ability to read a blitz ?
— Timothy Filewicz (@TFil10) November 6, 2012
Yeah, Marcus, Twitter pretty much thinks you're (a) a thug, (b) illiterate, (c) a gravy trainer, or (d) all of the above.
Marcus then gets somewhat pensive, thinking about his brother's overall health in the big picture. Somewhere, the veterans on the class action concussion lawsuit are nodding their collective head....
I don't want to see brother with brain problems by the time he 45. Everybody have a job to do so do it. They all professionals
— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
And then Marcus gets back to butchering the English language again....
What happen from 2010 till now. How u sign better players but record get worst? #helpmeunderstand
— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
Yeah, how do you "get worst"? (Um hey, Virginia Tech, this is one of your people. Just sayin'.)
Only reason I said trade was bc I hear all that Nick Foles talk. Honestly who is he? What was his college record at Arizona? #letmeknow
— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
Halftime hit, and we got interviews with each of the presidential candidates. I'm guessing Marcus Vick is not a Republican.
Get Mitt Romney off my TV. He the last person I want to hear talk right now
— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
Back to some second half football, which means more critique of the Eagles' offensive line, which admittedly was atrocious on Monday night...
Look what protection do. Why it take 3 quarters to figure shit out? #letmekno defense get another stop. Let's play ball!!!!
— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
My man McCoy can't even get 100yds on the ground bc the line so terrible.
— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
Keep in mind, McCoy had 112 yards when Marcus Vick tweeted that last one, but why let facts get in the way of some good ol' fashioned insanity?
Finally came Vick's last Twitter salvo of the game -- a preemptive strike at a potential quarterback change by Eagles head coach Andy Reid, from Michael Vick to rookie Nick Foles:
All I hear is the fans saying " bring n Nick Foles" like wtf he gone do behind that O-line? #letmeknow
— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
Like I said earlier, failure can be harder on the family than it is on the player. After the game, Michael Vick's cousin Dwight reached out to Marcus to vent and rage against the onslaught of haters. Fortunately, Marcus was there to talk Dwight off the ledge:
@vick757 u can't mind them cuz. It's to many of them. They smoking mirrors to me.
— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
Indeed, we all smoking mirrors, people. I will say this -- after Marcus Vick's Monday night Twitter rampage, now the English language knows how those dogs felt.
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