John Shango: 14 Quotes From A Certifiably Insane Dallas Cowboys Fanboy Video
2:10 -- "This was pathetic, it was embarrassing, it was ONE OF THE WORST PERFORMANCES I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!"
SP: Are you sure, Shango? I thought you said you watch the NFL.
2:20 -- "I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT BECAUSE I FELT THIS SHIT COMIN' BECAUSE WE WERE WALKIN' AROUND LIKE WE ARE THE SHIT!!! WE BEAT THE DAMN WORLD CHAMPS!! ALL COCKY!!!"
SP: Well, yeah, Shango...signed, the guy who made a video entitled "Cowboys are the best team in the NFL". Whose fault is that??
2:55 -- "I made a video yesterday, trying' to pump 'em up because I felt something'... I took that thing down, and the ones who saw it, BE HAPPY YOU SAW IT BECAUSE THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER VIDEO LIKE THAT!!!"
SP: Oh man, if you saw Shango's "pump the fellas up" video, be happy. You witnessed history. No more pumpin', just beratin' for ol' Shango now! He tried to be a nice guy, and this is the thanks he gets! Well, just go get fucked then, jerkfaces.
3:30 -- "Last time I yelled at the camera was what? LIKE 2008?!?!"
SP: Haven't been keeping track, Shango...I'll take your word for it.
3:45 -- "I don't wanna hear who was to blame! EVERYONE WAS EQUALLY PATHETIC!!!!"
SP: Somewhere, John McClain is liking the cut of Shango's jib.
4:23 -- "ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WAS OVERCONFIDENT...YOU HELPED IN THIS SHIT!!! SHUT UP!!!"
SP: Shango, are you gonna make me post it again? You are, aren't you...damn...
WHOSE FAULT IS THE OVERCONFIDENCE, SHANGO?!? Hmmm? Hmmm?
4:33 -- "THIS IS THE NFL!!! YOU GOTTA PUT IT ON THE LINE EVERY WEEK...OR YOU GET DONE, JUST LIKE WE GOT DONE!!"
SP: YEAH, COWBOYS! You need to try harder! Like Shango! You see the way he screams at the camera?!? See the veins bulging out of his neck?!? Sean Lee almost getting decapitated by Golden Tate, Tony Romo getting squashed by four guys at once, they got nothin' on PAPA SHANGO!!!
4:55 -- "I'll make a video on Tuesday, but right now if you're like me you're inconc--...you're over the top...."
SP: Over the top, Shango? Ya don't say.
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