Crystal Martinez, Alicia Martinez and Tina Marie Trevino: Brownsville Women Accused in Beatdown, Sexual Assault of Love Rival (UPDATED)

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Crystal Martinez: Proclaims innocence on Facebook while slamming Michelobs in Matamoros.
UPDATED AFTER THE JUMP....Two Rio Grande Valley women were jailed and a third is on the run after police accused the trio of beating and sexually assaulting a woman who "stole" one of their boyfriends.

According to Valleycentral.com, the trouble started Thursday night at a nightclub in Brownsville's Southmost neighborhood. That was where Crystal Martinez first accused her rival of stealing away her man.

Later that evening, the victim had the misfortune of attending the same late-night apartment complex party as Crystal Martinez and some of her friends. There, according to Cameron County sheriff Omar Lucio, things got physical. Extremely physical.

"They knocked her down to the floor, they tore off her clothing and they sexually assaulted her with their fingers," Lucio said.

When her boyfriend attempted to come to her rescue, he was reportedly knocked to the ground. The assault ceased only when a party guest fired a pistol in the air.

Crystal Martinez and Alicia Martinez were arrested in the aftermath. Both were charged with aggravated assault and aggravated sexual assault and placed in jail under bonds of $45,000. Crystal Martinez was apparently free by Saturday, because she was in a Matamoros barroom by then, boasting that it was "Michelob time" on her Facebook timeline, all while calling out her alleged victim and proclaiming her innocence.

As of Saturday, police were seeking alleged accomplice Tina Marie Trevino, who despite being on the run, apparently found the time to taunt police and protest her innocence on Facebook and in the comments at Valleycentral.com's story.

We say "apparently," because Trevino and Martinez write in a potty-mouthed Spanglish Valley patois that is indecipherable to native speakers of English and Spanish. In fact, we think we blew one of Bing.com's servers when we asked it to translate one of Crystal Martinez's protestations of innocence...

The online translator made this....

Paciiencia con esta bola de gente k no tiene nda mas k aser,k puro choneo y mentiras,, pero ya no falta nda para k todo salga ah luz! &thats when ima be laughiing Biitch!!

out as this....

Paciiencia with this people k ball has no nda more k aser, k pure choneo and lies, but now do not miss nda for all k out ah light! & thats when ima be laughiing Chihuahua!

WTF? "Biitch" means "Chihuahua"?

But we digress...At any rate, despite the serious felonies facing her, Crystal Martinez seems unconcerned. Two days ago, still in Matamoros, she sent another message to her fans and detractors, an invocation to the Angel of Most Holy Death, a.k.a. La Flakita.

This one we won't leave to Bing: "And I fear nothing, not even death, because until it comes, I bring it with me. And besitos to my HATERz!."

UPDATE: Trevino is now behind bars, as is Emmanuel Guerrero, the boyfriend at the heart of all the drama. According to Valleycentral.com, Brownsville police arrested him after they found two pounds of weed at his apartment while they were investigating his nephew for an alleged kidnapping and sexual assault.

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Fred
Fred

They sought revenge in the form of fingering the broad? If some dude stole my girlfriend, the last thing I would do is give him a hand job.

norm.esco
norm.esco

she isnt bad looking either....heyyyyyyyyyy. lol

MarcoFromHouston
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next time you need to translate this Brownsamoros Spanglish, let me know, John. I'm fluent in this dialect.

onetimer18_1999
onetimer18_1999

Why tune into "Jersey Shore" America?.. when we have this level of dangerous entertainment from the idiots near the border.

Geezy
Geezy

Crown of people. Sorry, mispelled. 

Geezy
Geezy

Paciiencia con esta bola de gente k no tiene nda mas k aser,k puro choneo y mentiras,, pero ya no falta nda para k todo salga ah luz! &thats when ima be laughiing Biitch

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I have no patience with this crown of people that has nothing else to do, pure lies and "choneo", but I'm not guilty once everything comes to light. & That's why i'm laughing bitch.

 

Proper use of Falta is fucked up. Falta means "lack" in Spanish- so she's using the slang version of it. No clue what a choneo is. 

 

Juan
Juan

 @Geezy She's saying "everything will come to light in no time" in the "no falta nada" sentence.

Geezy
Geezy

 @Juan Lol. Something laughable however is while trying to correct her terrible spelling, I realized I spelled "crowd" "crown"..... Looks like my true hispanic roots came out there..... But yes you are correct, and when I read it while I interpreted that same way I just did not pen it as such. 

Juan
Juan

That "patois" is completely readable by Spanish speakers, even if they're not from the Valley.  What she's saying is stupid, but at least I know what she thinks.

jnovalomax
jnovalomax

 @Juan Try reading some of Tina Marie Martinez's stuff at her Facebook page. It is much, much harder to decipher. And she claims to attend UT-B. 

jnovalomax
jnovalomax

I don't know, the more you read their stuff the easier it gets to figure it out. I still contend it is a patois, though, and I don't mean that as an insult. 

Geezy
Geezy

 @jnovalomax  thank you. It will be coming from noemailsaccepted 

Geezy
Geezy

 @jnovalomax Lomax, if you don't mind what is your email sir? I need some potential direction on possibly a story for the press

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