Photos of a Guy Crapping in the Press Parking Lot & Its Aftermath

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Life in the big city.

We're not sure if it was an offended reader (maybe a Phish Phan?) or just someone who answers nature's call wherever he might be, but someone took a crap in our parking lot last week.

Shit happens, you know? But someone in the nearby ExxonMobil building had a camera working and captured the event and its aftermath.

Thankfully, the pics are long-distance. And don't ask us why someone was pointing a camera at our parking lot. We've never understood the inner workings of Big Oil.

Preparing to launch....

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Breaking out the bleach...

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What? And leave show business journalism?

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If it was an offended reader, our apologies to the hard-working maintenance crew.

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Tgd1947
Tgd1947

Dallas just sucks. I grew up in Houston but live in dallASS now and hate it. They can't afford to fix the streets here yet the want to build some crap down the trinity river they use to use as sewage for their toilets. remember Dallas use to say flush twice Houston needs the water , remember? now u want to build apart on ur sewage? Dallas is nothing but glass and glitter full of shut for brains leaders. fix the streets! oh and they build bridges across trinity sewage to bring tourist, lol. downtown Dallas is filthy and the streets are so bad and nasty it dares compare itself to beautifully clean downtown Houston. Houston wins and will always win hands down. I only stay here because compared to the average dallASSite I'm a genius.

Flaubertg
Flaubertg

Marcus, aka  'Hoops 'n Poops'. Your comment should happily re-unite you two.

Neal
Neal

 Well it is the parking lot of the Houston Press so toilet paper was available...........

Neal
Neal

 Yes..."big oil" has cameras looking at SUVs and poopers all over the world........ WTF??

Neal
Neal

 Oh bless your little heart....... there are some cupcakes in the kitchen when you have finished nap time.

ReginaDupuis
ReginaDupuis

Stomach flu. Virus. Workout. Lack of hydration. He turned red and mumbled a lot to his shirtsleeve telling me of this episode... even his tats were blushing crimson.

Aggie
Aggie

What is more cliche than associating Phish (or some other Jam Band) with dirty hippies? Originality comes at a premium around here, huh. Phan

Josh Webster
Josh Webster

I live a block from there. Part of the joy and mystique of living downtown is that any area even partially blocked from view of the street (in this case, behind an SUV) can and WILL be used as a toilet by some crackhead/wino/crazy person on a daily basis. Walk a little ways and check out the back corner of the empty lot next to the Savoy and see things that cannot be unseen.

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