The Nine Dirtiest Baseball Terms
Face it, major league baseball isn't exactly lighting Houston on fire these days.
Backdoor slider anyone?
Still, the weather's getting warmer, and that means it's baseball time whether you like it or not.
So if the on-field action at Minute Maid doesn't keep your attention, keep yourself amused by considering the filthy terms used on the diamond.
Like these nine:
9. Backdoor slider
Cineastes still debate which of the series was better, Backdoor Slider 9: Slippery When Lubed or Backdoor Slider 26: Rearin' to Go.
(Note: Astroglide not affiliated with the Houston Astros.)
8. Golden Sombrero
A hat-centric spinoff of the classic golden shower, this involves letting pee pool in the curved rim of the sombrero and then -- well, you don't wanna know.
7. Checked swing
The perfect orgy snack.
When your swingers party serves kolaches.
6. Spitball
What you get during a slobbering, sloppy blow job. Remember to towel off those testicles, fellas!
5. Day/Night doubleheader
Things are always better when you include a bit of this:
Going back for more after the sun sets is even better.
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501 Crawford, Houston, TX
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