10 Suggestions for Improving the Poorly Ranked Astros Radio Broadcasts

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The Astros have one of the worst-ranked radio broadcasts in baseball
Baseball blog and stats-geek delight Fangraphs did a little post over the weekend ranking the radio broadcasts of the 30 major league teams (h/t to Crawfish Boxes). There's nothing really shocking in the rankings, unless you count the Astros radio broadcast team only finishing at number 23 -- they're definitely not the worst in the majors, and having listened to the Yankees team over MLB.com at times, it's easy for me to see why that team is ranked as the worst in the majors.

Reading the comments, it's obvious why the Astros are ranked so low, and that's Milo Hamilton, which is another reason to be happy that Hamilton's leaving after this season. Dave Raymond and Brett Dolan have done admirably in their roles as Milo's caddies, especially considering that they were brought in to replace the popular Alan Ashby. But with Hamilton on his way out, here are a few things that, hopefully, Jim Crane will consider when it comes to assembling next season's radio broadcast team.

10. While it's doubtful that Larry Dierker would want to return to full-time duty as a broadcaster, ask him. He would lend some gravitas to the booth, and there's nobody better acquainted with the history of this team, and held in as high regard among fans, as Dierker. He's articulate, well-versed in the history of baseball, he has a sense of humor and he's not afraid to express an opinion.

9. If Dierker doesn't want to do it, then look around for another former player or coach to put in the booth. A good analyst who actually played or managed adds so much more to the broadcast than the average play-by-play guy just speculating. But look for a Dierker-type who's not afraid to express an opinion, and look for a guy who formerly played for the Astros.

8. Nothing against Raymond and Dolan, but I do know of people who still can't tell them apart, so make sure the other guy in the booth has a voice that's easy to distinguish from them.

7. No more gimmicks. No more discussion of blue stars. No broadcaster who is more concerned with creating a catchphrase and using it at every opportunity. Just tell me the guy hit the home run. There's no need to shout "Holy Toledo" or "Whoaaaa" just because something happened on the field. And there's definitely no need to talk about lunch.

6. I don't care who's attending the damn game. No more guest interviews in the booth. Let's just have the broadcasters in the booth talking about the baseball game. (This also applies to the TV broadcast where it seems like Patti Smith and her insipid in-game interviews get more airtime than Bill Brown and Jim Deshaies.)


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onesenuf
onesenuf

I became a fan during Elston-Kalas-Passe and both Gene and Harry were first-class.  They always told you exactly what was happening on the field, the count, number of outs, etc. I moved from Houston many years ago but I've heard Hamilton a couple times and it was painful, like he was just languidly passing the time of day.

Jeff Share
Jeff Share

unbelievable to me that we've been stuck with Milo for so many years. I will say this: when I used to catch him on 740 in the morning he was actually good and didn't act like a homer.

tx_fan_dan
tx_fan_dan

I love (and still have) that Patti Smith album, "Horses".

Astro
Astro

Why not get ashby back not dierker and milo has been fine till last couple years

Corey
Corey

Home chick needs that mole lanced stat, it's distracting as all get out..

Dickleiker
Dickleiker

Yes there is a girl on that mole's face. Gaaa!

Championshipvinyl73
Championshipvinyl73

Blue Star is an ointment for your balls and feet Milo, not an award.

Dickleiker
Dickleiker

Milo is watching a better game...in his head...he may be hittin the giggle juice between buh batters. HicBurp!

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