Yankee Fan Mule-Kicks Drunk Red Sox Fan (w/ VIDEO & Zapruder-Like Analysis)


1:30 -- And then down she goes (If you look at the pic below, you can see Hot Pink Scarf in the background gazing at her handiwork, or footiwork, or whatever)...
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1:32 -- "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! THEY KILLED HER!!!"

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1:41 -- Marquez somehow manages to pop back up after a tumble which probably should have killed her or at least knocked her out. (It was at this point that I couldn't decide if being Marquez's boyfriend would be the best experience or the worst experience ever; it's one or the other, there's no in-between.) Notice the Yankee fan to Marquez's immediate right; I'd like to think he's asking if she's okay, but my guess is he's giving her a standing eight count to see if she can continue the fight. The coup de grace of this picture is Hot Pink Scarf and her boyfriend both standing in their row in the same "arms extended, don't fuck with us" pose. Priceless.

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1:48 -- Marquez is badly dazed, soaked in beer and has the muffin-top thing going with her waist and her tight jeans. And every male Yankee fan in that section is thinking one thing -- "I'd totally hit that right now." (The shot of fans in the section above this one looking down on the proceedings is frightening, like some sort of WWE lumberjack match come to life.)

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2:00 -- Couple of the Year...

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I'd like to think that was the end of it for our young heroine, Ms. Marquez, but alas, more video surfaced, and she decided to come back for more (or perhaps to recover her discarded Red Sox hat). This time, having already succumbed to Hot Pink Scarf, Marquez decided to go after Teixeira Jersey. It didn't end well, for her or her hair....

Mmm mmm...there's something about a 5-foot-1, 275-pound beast in a Teixeira jersey on top of her windbreaker (which means that jersey was like XXXXL) that makes my loins tingle.

Who knows if this story is over or not. You'd think getting kicked down two rows of bleachers would be enough to press charges, but Marquez kind of started the physicality by walking up there and throwing the first punch at Hot Pink Scarf. All I know is that a chick from Tucson started a brawl at a Tigers-Yankees game because she was wearing a Red Sox hat.

And thus, Yankee Fan got to brag about beating the Red Sox one more time.

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The OSD
The OSD

OH MY GOOD...GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!!!! GUS THE FOOTBALL KICKING MULE IS IN GEORGE STEINBRENNERS BOX!!!!!!!!!

James
James

Couple of things wrong with this. 

1. Who cares what gear you wear to a baseball game. Don't tell me I don't understand Yankee fan because the Yanks have so much history. I bet that red scarf girls Grandma never did anything like that.

2. That little chicken shit in the red scarf hid behind her boyfriend when shit hit the fan and Redsox fan came after her. If you're going to talk smack, back it up. She started on the row seat and ended in the middle seat still runnin her mouth. WEAK. I would be ashamed if I were Yankee fan. It makes you all look bad.

Go Sox
Go Sox

Effing Yankees...

Go Yankees
Go Yankees

Effing Sox...

Lagz
Lagz

Not a Hot Yankee girl in the crowd.  Buncha heifers.  Suck it Yanks.

Wyatt
Wyatt

 "Go Nationals!" - No one

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