Trinity, Texas: Home of the Best Mugshots in the Lone Star State
Here at Hair Balls Crime Central, we gaze upon many a mugshot in our daily routine. After looking at thousands from dozens and dozens of jurisdictions, we can say beyond a shadow of a doubt than none are consistently as wonderful as those made by the police in Trinity, Texas.![]()
Trinity PD Kimberly Allen, 33: Accused of delivery of a controlled substance, engaging in organized criminal activity and possession of drug paraphernalia.
The people behind the cameras in the town on the northwest reaches of Lake Livingston are true artists. They seem to use a higher-quality camera than other law enforcement agencies, and the lighting and beige backdrop are nonpareil in the state.
Of course, all the technique and technology in the world wouldn't be able to overcome poor raw material. Luckily, Trinity shows no such shortage -- the town's (alleged) meth freaks, pillheads and drunks offer up a nonstop parade for the town's shutterbug geniuses.
And without further ado, here are our favorites from the past few months. Gaze upon them and quake, and click to enlarge if you dare...
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Trinity PD Tommy "Kenny Powers" Stone, 39: Possession of drug paraphernalia and felony mullet-rockin'
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Trinity PD Javier Mendoza, 35: Assault / family violence. Mendoza was arrested for allegedly beating his female companion while drunk at a local Mexican restaurant. An ICE hold was later put on him.
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Trinity PD Marci Johnson, 41: Public intoxication. At least she's a happy (alleged) drunk.
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Trinity PD Tiffany Durdin, 38: Possession of crack and a crack pipe.
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Trinity PD Steve Stephens: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. This Ron Jeremy lookalike was arrested for allegedly beating a woman with a Mag flashlight.
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Trinity PD Jennifer Morris, 27: $1,300 in unpaid traffic tickets, million-dollar smile.
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Trinity PD David Scruggs, 47: Delivery of meth.
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