How Single People Spend Valentine's Night, in Chart Form

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Not alone in being alone.
Just because our significant others may or may not have dumped us back in December -- hypothetically speaking -- is no reason we can't all participate in the fun and joy of Valentine's Day.

We each have our own way of keeping this special day in our hearts, and for your comfort in knowing you're not alone, here's a pie chart to show the many ways us single people will, with 100-percent certainty, be spending today and tonight.



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5 comments
Chuck
Chuck

I guess I'll be the one who points out that that's an automatic pistol, not a revolver, so playing 'Russian Roulette' with it pretty much guarantees a bullet in the noggin.

John Seaborn Gray
John Seaborn Gray

 Surprised how many people noticed this. Entirely intentional. :)

Lee Poirier
Lee Poirier

The only thing that changes is the length of the game.

Trip
Trip

The peyote is obviously the healthiest choice here. Find your love in another universe.

GL
GL

+1 on the peyote thing please

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