Supreme Cinderella-Like Dysfunction Reigns in Gay-Related Lufkin Sibling Steak-Knife Stabbing

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Shakira Walker: No magic pumpkin ride for this bullied sister.
Family dysfunction and domestic disharmony are kind of our stocks-in-trade, but this sick twist on a Cinderella story out of Lufkin shocks even us in its callousness.

According to KTRE, on Friday evening 18-year-old Xavier Walker was berating his 17-year-old sister Shakira Walker because of her sexual orientation.

So there's bullying and homophobia, directed at your little sister, no less.

The Walkers' grandmother saw the whole thing and would later tell cops that Shakira threatened Xavier that if he didn't shut up, she was gonna stab his ass.

So there's a little overreaction going on. When and if she was ever taught to "use her words," Shakira had apparently not been listening. Nor apparently had she heard that "it gets better" once your idiot brother gets out of your face.

For his part, Xavier never learned that words can be weapons. He did not shut up, so Shakira, as promised, stuck him, albeit not in the ass, but in the neck. With a steak knife.

Whereupon Xavier ran out the door, leaving a prodigious trail of blood from the kitchen through the living room and all the way to the front porch, which was where police found him, angrily fuming about the turn recent events had taken.

To her credit, after she plunged a knife into her brother's neck, Shakira did call the cops.

However, when they arrived on the scene, Shakira was not administering aid to Xavier. Instead, they found her in the kitchen mopping up blood.

That was what her granny had told her to do, after all.

Per KTRE:

The grandmother said she was upset that she had stabbed her brother and because she had made a mess throughout the house, so she made her mop up the blood.

Xavier Walker was taken to a Lufkin hospital with a non-life-threatening injury. And alas, despite her wicked blood brother and un-fair grandmother, there were no glass slippers for Shakira Walker. Instead, she was taken to Angelina County Jail and charged with aggravated assault.

Oh well, at least granny got to enjoy a little peace and quiet last weekend.


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Jjwalker
Jjwalker

Oh lordy.  Her image is not what I conjure up when I hear the name Cinderella. She looks more like Celo Green.

Chad Collier
Chad Collier

Since when did it become okay to use the word "ass" in a newspaper story that didn't have anything to do with donkey's or mules? With all of the social media I'm connected to, I don't see how I missed that particular memo.

Funinsnow
Funinsnow

Shakira Walker should just go straight-quit lesbian activities.  Gay/lesbian activities comparable to crack smoking. Shakira Walker also smoke crack so she Black Crack lesbian. 

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

Are you reading that word in a newspaper? No? Are you reading it on a blog called Hair Balls? Yes? That's why it's okay.

Funinsnow
Funinsnow

Shakira Walker is a Black Crack lesbian.  Lesbians smoke alot of crack.  Homo/lesbian activities are synonymous to crack smoking.  Shakira Walker must go to prison for many years for doing aggravated assault&battery.  If Shakira Walker didn't like her brother telling her that homo/lesbian activities are useless, then Shakira Walker should've gone celibate or changed to straight activities only. 

Funinsnow
Funinsnow

Shakira Walker is a Black Crack lesbian. Homo/lesbian activities comparable to crack smoking.  Shakira Walker is a lesbian who uses crack.  Shakira Walker mom smoke crack during pregnancy so a woman smoking crack during pregnancy may cause baby to do homo/lesbian activities in adulthood.  Drugs are gay.

sickbassturd
sickbassturd

Hope she gets out before her next MENSA meeting.

Funinsnow
Funinsnow

Homo&lesbian activities are useless.  Lesbians more likely to do drugs & commit violence, this lesbian Shakira Walker is Black Crack lesbian.  Homo/lesbian activities bad just as smoking crack is bad.  Drugs are gay.  Maybe Shakira Walker's mom smoked crack during pregnancy which is why she turned into lesbian.

David Axelrod
David Axelrod

Low IQ "niggers"..... They're why Africa is Africa.Family dysfunction are the norm in "nigger" town.

Pawnmasta
Pawnmasta

Mmm no dysfunction in your family right Billie-joe-bobbie-ray? Ever get around to marrying that 1st cousin of yours the one with the cleft lip and bug eyes? Yee HAW! Ya'll! (Generalization) (see how that sucks?)

 It's completely normal and NON-dysfunctional to rail on and generalize like you do.

Snowisfun
Snowisfun

John Lova Lomax, is this lesbian Shakira Walker also a crack user as she is Black lesbian?  Homos&lesbians use more drugs& maybe link between women smoking pot/cigarettes during pregnancy  & baby taking up gay/lesbo activities in adulthood.  Drugs are gay & lesbian.  Shakira Walker is more proof that people who do lesbian activities are drug junkies. Homo/lesbian activities bad for health just as drug use bad for health.

ribalding
ribalding

Amazing piece of trolling.  This HAS to get Troll of The Week.

NewsDog
NewsDog

No, this guy, Snowisfun, makes a habit of being an asshat on blogs all ovet the place. Just don't take his bait and he will eventually go away.

Snowisfun
Snowisfun

John Lova Lomax, this lesbian must be harshly punished. Gay/lesbian activities are useless & worthless to start with.  But her brother had a right to tell her that lesbian activities are usless & evil.  If she didn't like what he said, she could've walked away or better yet, she can quit lesbian acts by going straight or taking up celibacy. Her brother didn't threaten violence on her, so this lesbian must spend many years in prison for aggravated assault&battery.

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