Fear Not: Rick Perry Is Considering Running Again for President in 2016

Categories: Perry 2012

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A second helping?
The GOP presidential primary has had a lot less laughs since Texas governor Rick Perry dropped out. Sure, the idea of Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum being president is pretty funny, but without Perry there's just something missing.

Great news, then: Perry has told ABC News he is considering running again for the White House in 2016. He even got the date right, so you know he's serious!

"I tell people it was by far the most exhilarating thing that I've ever done," he said. "In a perfect world we would have started a lot earlier." No, Rick: In a perfect world, things would have happened just as they did.

In case you can't believe your good luck, here's the video proof:

Iowa, get ready for months and months of Rick Perry goodness!


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Estelle711
Estelle711

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Moi
Moi

Clearly, there is a shitload of morons in our dear state of Texas who voted for this retard for governor, are we suppose to think the glorious Lonestar is "unique" in the country in that sense? Sad sad story...

Wayne
Wayne

He'd better start stockpiling white paint now!

drod
drod

I think he has early onset old timers

David Houston
David Houston

Simple question, if it had come to a straight toss up between him and Gingrich who'd you have chosen?  Rick has his qualities.

ShoeMint
ShoeMint

 Krugman had a good article yesterday about the Republican Party gone nuts. Tinfoil hat-wearing being the rule rather than the exception now.Perry fits right in. And a difference between Newt or Rick is slim at best.

Gary Packwood
Gary Packwood

I don't know ...11,000 people voted for him in Iowa and those folks do pretty much get into heavy analysis of candidates.

I'm not going to be surprised at absolutely anything hard right conservatives do in elections.

Djoelaw
Djoelaw

Becoming wiser as you get older doesn't work on this idiot. He'll be at least as stupid as he is today, but probably much worse. Have to water him once a week worse.

Lady Writer
Lady Writer

In a perfect world, he wouldn't be our governor, either.

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