Gina Wilfong and Joseph Smith: Lovebirds Jailed on Valentine's Day After Faceboasting About Vandalizing Her Ex's Jeep

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Brazos County Jail
Gina Noel Wilfong: This pussycat don't play...or think.
Lordy lordy, when will these criminals ever learn?

First, if you really must brag about your crimes, do it face to face, preferably somewhere you won't be overheard.

Second, if you really, really must do it on Facebook, and it just isn't enough to do it in a private message, lock down your profile so snooping cops can't see it as easily as Hair Balls reporters. I mean, two full weeks after College Station couple Gina Noel Wilfong (who goes by Lily Anderson on Facebook) and Joseph Woods Smith smashed up a Jeep belonging to Wilfong's ex, this little gem is still there for all the world to see (click to enlarge):

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Brazos County Jail
Joseph Woods Smith: Might be wishing he wore a turtleneck, but looks like Valentine's Day was fun.
Now isn't that just the sweetest thing ever! Yeah, Joseph, breaking glass with your honey is the best stress reliever ever! And Lily, you sure did show that fucking lil prick who was boss! And it just brings a tear to this jaded reporter's eye when he sees Smith sigh about the great night they spent together...

When Anderson posted that idiocy, Bryan cops were already on her trail. According to the Bryan-College Station Eagle, a witness gave her description to police, and her ex told them it sounded a lot like Wilfong. Two days later she allegedly came back for more, and this time the ex saw the 21-year-old drive off. He then noticed that someone had chipped his paint, slashed a seat cover and broken another window on his ride.

By then, the ex had seen the Woods-Wilfong Facebragging exchange and he helpfully provided the cops a link.

Sadly for the ex, the cops were not able to stop a third assault on his Jeep on February 13, but the two were apprehended the next day. After her arrest, Wilfong reportedly told cops that the ex had forced her to marry him and that they were recently divorced.

Brazos County records did show that the ex had gotten a divorce in October, albeit from some other woman. He told police he had dated Wilfong for about two weeks and had then thrown her out of his house.

Total damage to the Jeep is estimated at $1,700, which makes the offense Wilfong and Smith allegedly committed a state-jail felony punishable by up to two years in jail.

Bragging about it on Facebook? Especially Aggravated Capital Stupidity, but sadly, there's no sentence for that.

Note to commenters: Please keep it classy. Yes, Wilfong behaved reprehensibly here, but that's not an excuse to rip on her scarred face. Seriously. Comments directed at her injuries will be removed.


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dog food
dog food

Lovebirds are some of the smallest of the parrots ranging in size from 4 to 7 inches. They are comparable in size to the Budgerigars, or Parakeets.

Bonnie Havis
Bonnie Havis

I'm simply amazed that this woman was able to get even one man, let alone two! 

tearcollector
tearcollector

Guess I'll just have to bite my tongue on this one.

kimbev69
kimbev69

Looks like burns a friend had a sterno can blow up in her face and had similar scars

guest
guest

not ripping, but does anyone know what happened to her face? are those burn marks?

Corndogblackmore
Corndogblackmore

so, who is the girl in her profile pick??cause im pretty sure they are not the same person>>

Tom McLachlin
Tom McLachlin

You have this story all wrong. I think Miss Wilfong has set an example which all criminals should emulate. After committing a crime, please DO brag about it on facebook. Share the post with everyone, not just your friends and post pictures too if possible. There are so many crimes which go unclaimed. It is reassuring to see a criminal who publicly takes responsibility for her own actions. *Facepalm*

sys
sys

What a waste...

TK
TK

Aggies?

nikkiwilfong
nikkiwilfong

Yes, those are burn marks. As a child she suffered burns from a terrible fire. Who do you people think you are that you can just rag on people with no consequences? She made a mistake, so what, we all do. Move on and let it go.


Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

Yeah, it's weird. I think the picture on FB is just some random cam-girl photo she stole. It's definitely not a picture of the same person in the mug shot. But if you look at "Lily Anderson's" family connections on FB, they're all Wilfongs.

autumn
autumn

 Nope. Says he studied at Blinn.

Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

According to the GIANT belt buckle old Joe there is sporting in his FB profile pic, YES.

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

Whoops, sorry Autumn, missed this. And it was as obvious as the hickeys on Joseph Smith's neck. 

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

Looks like he's an Aggie in heart and belt-buckle only; he admits elsewhere he is at Blinn JC. 

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