11 Vintage Valentine's Day Cards and Why They Are Really Creepy

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4. Let's play with fire, kids!
Remember, kids, nothing says "love" like lighting a match, so go play with matches!!


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3. You missed a spot, bitch
Glassy-eyed automatons scrubbing your car in the aching hope that some dude will take notice of you? He's hanging out with the cheerleaders, baby.


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2. And a happy passive-aggressive Valentine's Day to you, too
No one loves me, but there's a hobo named Fuzzy Worms in the garden who likes me!!


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1. Something's off here
Ah yes: The old A-A-B-C-D-E-F rhyme scheme. Works like a charm every time!


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Alice Fening
Alice Fening

But then again its America so go figure.

Thenonymous
Thenonymous

Look at the highlighted letters in #1. It's anagrammic code for

"Anal A Bitch, Mime Hot Minty Joy!"or "Hmm. Labia Machine. Tiny Joy Tot."

NewsDog
NewsDog

#5 is for a threesome it's an early lesbian valentine.  

Hbeard85
Hbeard85

Aww, I thought the tea one was cute... till I realized her little face looked waaaay too happy....

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