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•  If he works out in his spare time who cares?  If you do,  your either an atheist or jealous of whatever it may be,  his money,  body you name it. Live and let live.  If you dont like dont look or listen. Pretty simple!!

• As I laughed at these comments I was Alarmed at your ignorance! I thought of Hosea 4:6 and you were the reminder. Instead of Gods word being a sword in your hand to strike against another, I pray it might be an arrow towards your heart and save you from the death of your ignorance. Thank you for reminding me of how once I was so riddled with hate but now set free in Christ. Hope you make it.

• "Abs-olutely Osteen-tatios"

• Memory foam mattresses are much more than $5,000, if you're doing it right.

• Wait--Joel Osteen is a preacher?! What Would Jesus Bench Press?

• It's Supernatural.

• Needs to get out in the sun more.

• Preacher from the Black Lagoon

•  Amen dissapointed....perfectly worded!

• thou ought not surf with sunglasses and hat; be it not far from me, in that case, to inflict grievous shark bites unto ye

• Then the Lord said, "...Go on and take this beefcake and eat it, all of you, for it is my bod."

• In the world of surfing nothing out-douches a stand-up paddle boarder- therefore, I am not surprised in the least that this colossal prick rides a paddle board. How does this "man of god" sleep at night (in all seriousness, probably really well on a $5,000 memory foam mattress) when people out there can't afford food or a roof over their head. Monetary gain from "the lord's work" is disgusting. Go read Mark 11:15-19. WWJD?

• All three lines were taken from the Bible.  The first is from Timothy, but with the addition of the "PX90."  The second is probably very familiar, but (obviously) I added the bit about crunches and abs.  The last one, however, is a verbatim quote (Ecclesiastes 12:8).  Isn't it odd that the "word of God" is the one you seem to most find offensive. 

• Hey baby.............Wanna see what the Lord "Endowed" me with?

• I thought he could "walk on" water.

• It's ok Joel, you can drown out the sounds of people making fun of you with the wads of money you get from your suckers, I mean  congregation.

• By golly, I think you found the one point that descended the United States into the hell-hole it's in now. 

• 99% of the people looking at that picture wish that shark fins were green.

• Good BOD almighty!

• Brain for scripture, and a bod made for sin!

• Umm what is so wrong with looking good just because you're a preacher?  Has American society degraded that much?

• God didn't answer my prayers for more surf...

•  SPF 777.

• Then he said, "let there be light."  But man's pastiness proved his unending capacity for ignoring God's creation.

• Oily preacher repels water.

• Jesus don't want me for a Sunbeam? Paid for by your donations. Thanks Lakewood!

• And on the 8th day, God created Joel Osteen's abs.

• My Body is a Temple

• Calling statements stupid and people ugly? Peace

• OMG paparazzi, and i forgot my to apply my suntan in a bottle.

• Jesus shaves

• What Wouldn't Jesus Do For This Body.

• There is nothing wrong or vain in taking time during the day to workout. What a condescending and stupid statement.  I don’t go to Lakewood, but people who gang up on someone for being in shape just seems bitter.  Hate makes you ugly.  Peace!

• "I have fought a good fight, I have finished my PX90 course, I have kept the faith." "Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, and 10,000 crunches for these abs." Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher; all is vanity.

• He preaches to be good to your body.  Looks like he followed the Bible. haha

• If God is willing, I WILL get that Mystic Tan!

• Nerd UTOPIA! Buff/Mind combined

• I love " And the Lord said, Let there be abs". There's no sin in looking good!

• Gave us this day our daily protein powder.

• It doesn't count as a miracle if you have a floatation device.

• Oh Lord Help Me! I do believe my Rolex has slipped from my arm! V I C T O R I A !  Oh lord please part the sea! V I C T O R I A! 

• Someone who obviously takes care of his body, mind and soul.  God bless you Pastor Osteen.

• If you are stupid enough to pay me to be the mouthpiece for God, how do you expect me to be spending my time?  I'm just keeping God's temple buff.

• Thank God for chest waxing.

• Too funny.

• This Ain't Lakewood Church XXX: A Porn Parody Your Best Abs Now Joel Ho-Steen The Sexevangelist

• Chasen?

• Damn!

• An Oasis of Buff in a Troubled World....

• Acting Gay is sinful, well, all except their second commandment, "thou shalt have a tight bod."

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