We Get It, Twitter: (Not) All the Tweets About Tom Brady Having Sex with Gisele Bundchen

The Twitter world blew up when Gisele Bundchen, supermodel wife of not-so-super QB Tom Brady, endearingly defended her man to boorish Giant fans, throwing his teammates under the bus in the process.

But that is apparently not the most important thing to know about Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. The most important thing, if Twitter is any guide, is that this married couple has sex.

That was a recurring theme surrounding the Super Bowl, tweeted by comics, normal people and three Web sites that have "Humor" in the name.

Revel in it all:

@TweetsLMAO
Even though Tom Brady lost the Super Bowl he still gets to go home and bang his Super Model wife Gisele.

@ thecourtneykerr
No one should feel sorry for Tom Brady. He's going home to Gisele for crying out loud.

@CollegeHumor
How long do we think Tom Brady will be upset about the loss after he remembers he gets to put it in Gisele Bundchen?

@MensHumor
No matter if Tom Brady wins or loses the #SuperBowl , he still gets to go home and bang Gisele.

@ AmericanHumor
I have a hard time feeling bad for anyone who gets to go home and sleep with Gisele. #betterlucknextyear

@sugarsammyk
You know you're living the good life when Gisele Bundchen is your consolation prize. #TomBrady #SuperBowl

@ChadSmithDT16
Win or loss Tom Brady gets to go home to Gisele. #goodlife

@DouchyTomBrady
I'm still winning with #Gisele tonight #amongothergirls

@NotJakeOwen
I'd rather be the loser that bones Gisele than the winner that looks like he has down syndrome.

@Tahj_Mowry
Dear Tom Brady, you have Gisele to go home to. There is no reason you should be sad. Get over it. LOL....

@mrdavehill
Tom Brady is all like "Congrats, Giants. I'm going to have sexual intercourse with Giselle Bundchen, the supermodel now. Enjoy your rings."


@KCMontero
Tom brady loses the super bowl..but goes home to giselle.. Not to shabby.

@DanteRoss
No matter what happens Brady gets to go home and bang Giselle #lifesnotfair


Well played, Twitter.


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Erm104
Erm104

Some of you are disgusting he is a family man with kids ....The last thing on his mind is banging Gisele typical men!!!!He is a very respectful man !!!! all you haters make me sick just because he is good looking and his wife is too..Don't get me wrong any marriage has a great sex life ...Brady is the best qb in the nfl and I'm so lucky to follow him in this Era !!And he will get another ring all you jealous haters make me sick!!!!

Marcia not Tom Brady
Marcia not Tom Brady

Who cares about anyone else's sex life? That's the realm of Republicans. But it's a tad scary to see how Cro-Magonesque these twats are by the football fans -- doesn't any1 respek speling rools anymor?.

Craigley
Craigley

I'm of the firm opinion that she bangs him.  That hardy old hag calls the shots.

Terrycart
Terrycart

 That is right, I agree with the first sentence there, nobody would always stay in sadness of failure all the time, why not get some bang?

Wtf
Wtf

That skank is a supermodel?  Who judges this shit?  When I saw the pic, I thought it was an ugly dude wearing a wig.  She can probably throw a ball better than her hubby. 

get real
get real

Old hag...come on now buddy, I'm pretty certain she's hotter than anyone you've ever been with, or even seen for that matter. I know this is an internet comments section, but let's not get too far from reality.

Craigley
Craigley

A hag is a wizened old woman, or a kind of fairy or goddess having the appearance of such a woman, often found in folklore and children's tales such as Hansel and Gretel.[1] 

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