Hey Kids! See the 10 Most Tasteless X-Rated Christmas Ornaments! (NSFW)

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Christmas season is a time of warmth and love, especially if it concerns two leathermen engaging in sweaty doggie-style buttsex.

At least that's the thinking among people who enjoy X-rated Christmas-tree ornaments, and we can only assume those people don't have a lot of little nephews and nieces over for egg nog.

Here are ten of the more, ummm, striking ornament possibilities out there. The first one is safe for work; after that you're on your own.

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10. Santa the Pantyhose Boy
Mr. Claus indulges his feminine side here. Maybe women should make sure he doesn't rifle through their panty drawers looking for something sexy.

Like we said, after this it gets NSFW in parts, so proceed at your own risk.

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