Gay Mermaid Ornaments: Why the Hell Not?
We did not know this, but apparently there's a gay thing about mermaid ornaments. You go on Web sites that sell Christmas stuff to Teh Gheys, and chances are you'll see some mermaids and mermans.
Why? Mermaids have always seemed sexless to us. Sure, you've got the boobs, but there seems to be an insurmountable problem when it comes to spreading legs. Mermans, it must be said, we've never thought about.
And, we guess, not all of these mermaid things are directed at the GLBT market.
In any case, if you don't have any idea what we're talking about, here are seven examples.
7. The Executive
Until we noticed the briefcase, we thought this was a clean-cut young actor starring in Billy Budd.