Cop-Car BJ Story Turns into Whataburger Debate

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Enough about the blow job, already.
Our story on the woman who decided to give her co-arrestee a blow job in the back seat of a cop car got some attention; we can't imagine why.

Since the initial arrest happened at a Whataburger, commenters at Gawker quickly turned discussion from "cop-car blow job?" to how Whataburger stacks up against California favorite In-N-Out.

Yeah, we're not sure why, either.

Anyway, the highlights:

dirtybee
For you non-Texans, you have to understand one thing - Whataburger is to Texas as In-N-Out is to California. Do not disgrace the good name of Whataburger. I bet even Willie Nelson has had a Whataburger at 3am when the munchies hit.

Secondly, passing out in a Whataburger is a rite of passage in Texas.

Middle Americans? When did we land in Middle Earth? (Edit comment)

Tragic Apostrophe @dirtybee
The biggest mistake In-N-Out has ever made was choosing Texas for their next major expansion because all I have ever heard was "Yeah, I was really excited but In-N-Out was kind of disappointing. It was good, but not Whataburger good." (Edit comment)

Nick Fon Nolte
Im from Texas and I think In-N-Out is WAY WAY better then Whataburger. Whataburger is bad ass but In-N-Out winds hands down IMO.

DanMiss @dirtybee
For those not in the know, Whataburger's Fancy Ketchup and breakfast tacos are national treasures. Pretty sure it's what fuelled the battle at the Alamo. I mean I'm 75% sure.

dirtybee @DanMiss
You know the whole state shuts down when the Patty Melt rears its beautiful head every year.

tim.lowell
I live in San Antonio and travel to Northern California and Phoenix, and Whataburger is not anywhere near In-N-Out Burger. In-N-Out Burger is in a (much higher) class by itself. Whataburger is a few notches above Mickey D's, but not really anything special. Whataburger has a warm spot in the hearts of native Texans because it is Texas-based, I'm sure, but the food quality is merely OK.

But what about the blow job, people?

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Dudley "Booger" Dawson
Dudley "Booger" Dawson

I've never had In and Out, and I don't need to to know that Whataburger is the best damn hamburger in the world.  If heaven doesn't have Whataburger I'm outta there.

Copa
Copa

You've got to be shitting me. Whataburger is just another garbage fast-food chain. Other than the fact that they are regional, and are much better about putting pickled jalapenos on their terrible burgers, there is nothing to differentiate them from Wendy's or Burger King.

If you want to talk up a regional chain, go with Beck's or something. You guys sound like some overseas tourist talking up how awesome McDonald's is back home.

squinney
squinney

You obviously did not grow up in Texas.  Are you talking about Beck's prime?  I think I have been there twice in the last 20 years.  Probably will never go back.

Hbeard85
Hbeard85

Oh, Beck's Prime isn't a chain? Barring a great burger shack, Whataburger is a taste of Texas in fast food form. Having a little pride in one's state-only based fast-food chain is perfectly fine (whether it's CA or TX).

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