Comment of the Day: The All-Caps PC Police On The "Hang An Iranian" BBQ Fracas

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We have some great commenters here on Hair Balls, and it's time we paid some damn attention to them.

So we'll be highlighting a Comment of the Day each morning, from the previous day's work. Maybe two comments, even.

This will all be determined by a highly rigorous scientific formula involving wit, clarity and whatever else we feel like at the moment.

We wrote about the Katy Bar-B-Q that proudly displayed a picture of an Iranian being hanged.

The all-caps PC police were there to correct one and all.

Edward wrote:

HANG IN THERE DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS TIME WE AMERICANS STAND UP FOR OUR RIGHTS AND QUIT LISTENING TO THIS P.C. BULL SHIT...............IF ACHMED DOESN'T LIKE THE POSTER, HE CAN LIVE IN AMERICA AND EAT SOMEWHRE ELSE..............THIS ISN'T THE MIDDLE EAST THIS IS AMERICA.

E. D. ROACH
USN (RETIRED)


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PC Police
PC Police

Actually, the PC Police are the ones making a big stink over a picture from the 70's hanging up in a BBQ Joint. The PC Police are always on patrol looking for something to get all "offended" over. Ring any bells, Connelly?

H_e_x
H_e_x

I 'll remember that when people start making jokes about cracker ass crackers. I mean, there is just so much to go on. Diminished jhonsons, no rhythm the possibilities are endless!

Katy
Katy

I believe that the PC police ARE being overzealous on this one.

After all, your name IS "PC Police" and you've been acting REALLY offended by this article for 4 days now.

Talk about overly sensitive!

Thenonymous
Thenonymous

Physician, heal thyself, motherfucker.

Tangyjoe
Tangyjoe

When someone uses the term "cracker" I laugh becuase it is the equivalent of a small child calling someone a "dooty head". 

Really H_e_x, that word will never have the significance you hope it does on the people you want it to.

PC Police
PC Police

Look up irony in the dictionary, Katy.

PC Police
PC Police

 MF? Wow. Perhaps you are the one that should be seeking help.

H_e_x
H_e_x

If it doesn't offend anyone, then what's the problem? Freedom of speech and all that jazz. All I was trying to do is make a point. According to "Internet Tough Guys ©", it's fine to hate on everyone, black, gay, women, doesn't matter, but woe is the person who makes a crack at white people.

H_e_x
H_e_x

You got something on your chin man.

PC Police
PC Police

 Why do you have a dirty sock on your hand? haha

H_e_x
H_e_x

Ha, as if a cracker would know a word like that. You were right the first time.  I'm all about educating crackers on their deficiencies. Shine on you crazy diamond!

PC Police
PC Police

What the ???

It was supposed to state" Facetious-1.not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.

PC Police
PC Police

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H_e_x
H_e_x

Great God almighty, a cracker who actually learned something!

PC Police
PC Police

They do? Oh, ok, thanks for the valuable cracker lesson!

H_e_x
H_e_x

Listen, I know y'all can't understand subtleties very well, and I'm a patient person, so let me spell it out for you: crackers love making jokes at others expense, but when it is turned around on them they suddenly get pissed off.

H_e_x
H_e_x

I always knew crackers couldn't read very well. That, and not being able to handle jokes thrown their way as well.

Katy
Katy

Don't flatter yourself, "Get out much?"My heart belongs to PC Police.

Get out much?
Get out much?

Curious, why are you so interested in what I do, Katy? Uh-oh, I think I have a secret admirer! *blushing*

Katy
Katy

Have you noticed that you appear to be at war against every other commenter on this site over the past 4 days?

Is this, in your estimation, a sign of your being the only sane person around?Are you ahead of your time?Smarter than the below-average bears you see around you?

I'm just spitballing here.

Perfectly willing to give you the benefit of the doubt...

PC Police
PC Police

Great, I encourage you to crack a dictionary before posting any time you can to avoid such embarrassment in the future.

Katy
Katy

Wait... isn't that like rain on your wedding day or a free ride when you've already paid?

I'll check that word out...I'm also going to look up "meta-meta-outrage" while I'm at it, though. 

PC Police
PC Police

Actually, I just thought it was incredibly childish.

Thenonymous
Thenonymous

Oh, were you "offended" by that?

I'm sorry. I'm confused. I thought no one was allowed to be offended by anything anymore in your world.

Marcus2
Marcus2

Did you just bitch about political correctness but get shocked at the "MF" word? Pussy

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