Rick Perry, Not at All Drunk in New Hampshire

• That's because it's fun to sit at the bar and listen to the coked-up old drag queen tell stories that don't make sense - but are you laughing <i>with</i> him, or at him?

• I like that the drugs really let the homo out.

• Ibogaine.

• Agree, he spoke the argot of Texas and the younger generation to some degree. He showed his human side, like he'd be talkin' at his huntin' ranch if you dropped over for a Lone Star. Before, one of Rick's disqualifying traits has been his meanness and starchy fella persona. He discarded both of those in this speech. But he's still left with regressive, zombie policy ideas that won't work, and haven't worked in Texas. No wonder he loaded up with something and got loose.

• I kinda agree. I found him oddly ——— uhhg, can't even believe I'm about to type this ——— charming in this speech.

• His policies are still as idiotic, but he notches up a few in likeability I think. He should stay drunk and do the debates.

• Dude is High on somethin... talks worse that W... and that is scary.

• As my dad likes to say, "looks like the wheels are falling off that wagon."

• And I thought I talked with my hands. He's gonna poke his own eye out!

• The meds (or whatever he is on) definitely kick in around 2:00.

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