Could the Texans Be Favored in Every Game the Rest of the Season?

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Reasons to smile?
"Its not that big of a stretch to think the Texans will be favored in every remaining game." -- @clintshane on Twitter last night

It's funny, I mentioned in yesterday's post how drastically people's outlooks can swing based on a relatively small body of work, such as a single 41-7 win over the Tennessee Titans. A week ago we were all wondering exactly how the Texans would find their way to 8-8 again, and come Monday? Well, see above tweet.

That said, because he is my friend, I didn't want to completely dismiss @clintshane's tweet as hogwash (despite about a 98 percent chance that it was generated amidst the haze of an empty bottle of whiskey).

So let's see if he was correct, shall we?

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Did the bottle let @clintshane down?
If you had a chance to read my Texans preview in the print edition of the Houston Press, then you are familiar with my method of generating a season prediction, a method affectionately known as the "Pendergast Bucket Method" (PBM, for short), in which I place each game into one of the following three buckets:

Must wins: These are games that, to have any chance of making the playoffs, the Texans have to cash in on. Worst case, you can have one mulligan. But lose two of these games, and you're probably not a double-digit win team.

Coin flippers: Games that could go either way and will likely be played within one score. To make the playoffs, the Texans need to win more of these games than they lose.

Steals: Road games in which the Texans will likely be an underdog of five points or more against teams that they've historically struggled with (Indianapolis), match up poorly with (Baltimore) or that they have to play in a hostile environment in potentially adverse conditions (New Orleans). If you're going to be a playoff team, as a rule, none of your home games can qualify for this category, and you probably need to win at least one of these along the way.

For what it's worth, here is where I had all of the Texans' 2011 games slotted before the season:

Must wins, 7: vs Oakland, vs Jacksonville, vs Cleveland, @ Jacksonville, @ Cincinnati, vs Carolina, vs Tennessee

Coin flippers, 6: vs Indianapolis, @ Miami, vs Pittsburgh, @ Tennessee, @ Tampa Bay, vs Atlanta

Steals, 3: @ New Orleans, @ Baltimore, @ Indianapolis

So thus far, the Texans are 0-1 in "Must wins," 4-0 in "Coin flippers" and 0-2 in "Steals." So before we assess the rest of the schedule and recalibrate our expectations, let's point out a few mitigating factors:

-- To hit my 10-6 prediction via normal PBM distribution, the Texans need to beat the Colts in Indy (highly likely), can afford to lose one "Must Win" (possibly Cincy) and can actually lose both remaining coin flippers. In short, further evidence the schedule is not all that tough this year, especially given that...

-- ...the above categorizations were formulated about three days before the severity of Peyton Manning's injury was fully known. So if it looks crazy to have an 0-7 Colts team in "Steals," that's why.

-- Teams that seven weeks in, I miscategorized: Colts (for obvious reasons), Raiders (at least the Week 5 version with a healthy QB), Miami (going for 0-16) and Cincinnati (feisty, but we'll see; could be correct on them by the time Week 14 rolls around).

Now, to be clear, this post is not a revision of my preseason prediction of 10-6. If you make a prediction, you stand by it, even if circumstances change due to injury, ineptitude or the football gods flipping you the middle finger just because. Players can't make excuses, so dammit, I won't either.

So I am standing by 10-6, I'm really just making a near midseason assessment of the team, and above all else, trying to see just how shitfaced @clintshane was when he tweeted about the Texans' being favored in every remaining game this season.

So let's take a look, and maybe even revise the odds on each game based on a date of October 25 (as opposed to early September):

Sunday, October 30 -- vs Jacksonville
BUCKET RATING, Sept 7: MUST WIN
SPREAD IF THEY PLAYED, Sept 7: Texans -6
SPREAD IF THEY PLAYED, Oct 25: Texans -9 1/2
COMMENT: The spread on this game just came out this morning, so this was the easiest shred of evidence that @clintshane might be right. That, and the fact that the Jaguars used up their monthly quota on wins (one) last night against the Ravens.


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Eric S
Eric S

I think you're underselling the Bengals a little. They're 4-2, and their defense is playing really well, even without Jonathan Joseph. If the Texans are still rolling teams, then you're probably right about their being favored. If they blow one at home against an inconsistent but frisky Falcons squad, I'd suspect the Bengals will be a slight favorite.

ClintShane
ClintShane

Whoa whoa whoa... I may be involved in many a # stepped program, but I assure you they all involve excessive to obsessive levels of substance abuse and/strippers...

Even the completely lost have been known to find something shiny from time to time (ex. Berkman trade)

Craigley
Craigley

Could your Houston Cougars be the REAL sports story in the entire state this year?

Prof Lawnchair
Prof Lawnchair

As a UH fan, um, nah. A big story, but the ONLY REAL, TRUE ONE? No, bro.

And since we're talking predictions, Sean, excellent call on the Pack beating the spread against the Vikings. Sike, sike and...sike. Oh well, guess that's why it's gambling.

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