The 10 Dumbest Star Wars Names

Categories: Movies

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Tey How: Just want you in my Caddy.
What, you haven't gotten your Star Wars Blu-ray yet?

We haven't kept up with the news, but we're guessing George Lucas tweaked something somewhere in this latest reissue and sent message boards into apoplexy.

Thinking of Star Wars, we took a look at the IMDb cast and credits for each of the three prequels, and came up with the ten dumbest cast names that didn't include Count Dooku:

10. Tey How
We think OutKast wrote a song about this dude.

9. Aks Moe
This sounds like Jar Jar Binks doing ebonics.

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Can you name this character? Use a lisp.
8. Daultay Dofine
A space precursor to Dudley Doright.

7. Yarael Poof
There's a gay slur in here somewhere....

6. Eeth Koth
Mr. and Mrs. Koth have got some explaining to do.

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MadMac
MadMac

Increasingly, being a SW fan is like defending my love of comic books and/or Outcast, but nowhere near as rewarding.

illegal1
illegal1

Here's a few you should add to your list of Mr.Lucas: "Ga'tcho Monee" or "Cha Chiing". Just saying.

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