Dumb Things Rick Perry Says: The Random Generator

• He's an embarrassment.

• Where is the article about all of the dumb things Obama says and does .... too big to publish even online!!!

• Right you are again, Richard!  I can always count on you for your honest and candid appraisals of our nations' hot-air blowers.  You do a great job.  As for the photo, there's still time to photoshop his index finger and thumb to form an "L", then paste it on his forehead.    :) Huggs!  The Soon-to-be Mrs. "Chic" Sigman

• Just curious but as you bash Perry, Mr. Connelly, what exactly have you accomplished besides writing for a small time paper where you essentially discuss your personal opinions as if anyone gives an objective shit?

• There's no reason to get the DO NOTHING legislature involved when a major pharmacuetical company and campaign contributor needs to increase their bottom line!!! WHY DO YOU LIBTARDS HATE BUSINESS SO MUCH?!?!? I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE LOVED BIG GOVERNMENT!!!HAHAHAH!!!

• Rick Perry's debate strategy was to deny and deflect, which works pretty well on people who don't know the facts and won't bother looking into it.

• I have another one. At the Republican debates, Rick Perry was asked about the XO regarding the Gardasil vaccine and if it was a prudent decision. "Now, did we handle it right? Should we have talked to the legislature first before we did it? Probably so." I heard this and thought it was Doublespeak for "Should I have used the democratic process to make a decision that affects millions of Texas schoolchildren instead of acting unilaterally and with a conflict of interest?  Maybe."

• what the fuck are you talking about?

• Need to fix the date on the Climate Change one. I doubt he said that 1800+ years ago.

• Read this, if you can: http://newsjunkiepost.com/2011/02/20/may-1933-hitler-abolishes-unions/ You really think because Hitler gave them Labor day, they kept the unions.  You need some real help. By the way, my name is not Kenny, at least I can use my own nameon message boards, but I guess I can, because what I say makes sense. Like I said, one of his first moves was to destroy the unions. Read this too, like I said, if you can: http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/nazis_and_the_german_economy.htm Just in case those are too left for you, here is another site. http://www.ushmm.org/outreach/en/article.php?ModuleId=10007673 Have a great day!

• What's a "Lieral calculator?"

• You read it, so I guess you're an asshole.

• Hitler also liked bread, so therefore bread is wrong because I said so on the internet so it has to be true.

• One single theme from hundreds of articles.  That's Dick.  If you don't know where Dick is coming from by now you must now know where you are going. And since Obama speaks of sacrifice, how about $30K/year millionaires like yourself actually start paying same taxes instead of getting all the poor-guy tax credits? Seems like equal sacrifice is good for the common good. 

• Where does Mr. Connelly say any of those things? Oh wait. He doesn't. Are you giving us all some sort of window into your little magical right-wing fantasy world? Is that a naked Rush Limbaugh over in the corner rubbing butter on his man tits and beckoning you to "break out the popcorn"? Wow. You righties are a bunch of perverts.

• Got no reporters, nothing to say ... Post a link!

• Put that in your pipe and smoke it Kenny Boy!

• And here’s Hitler’s own words from his book, Mein Kampf:I think that I have already answered the first question adequately. In the present state of affairs I am convinced that we cannot possibly dispense with the trades unions. On the contrary, they are among the most important institutions in the economic life of the nation. Not only are they important in the sphere of social policy but also, and even more so, in the national political sphere. For when the great masses of a nation see their vital needs satisfied through a just trade unionist movement the stamina of the whole nation in its struggle for existence will be enormously reinforced thereby.Before everything else, the trades unions are necessary as building stones for the future economic parliament, which will be made up of chambers representing the various professions and occupations.

• Hitler Didn’t Outlaw Unions – As a National Socialist, He Went Double-Down On Them http://thegraph.com/2011/02/hitler-didnt-outlaw-unions-as-a-national-socialist-he-went-double-down-on-them/ The primary goal of Germany’s national socialists was to “create a classless” society. Hitler’s unions were central in this cause. In fact, Hitler gave the unions their long-awaited demand, one that the Weimar unions were never able to pull off, a National Labor Day, May 1, 1933.

• You really need to learn to read.  One of Hiltler's first moves was to abolish  trade unions, and any form of free speech.  What unions were there in the Soviet Union?

• Mr. Connelly should just tell us how he really feels.  The truth be told he's thinks those who don't pay taxes should get more free cheese while those who do pay taxes should pay even more. It's sacrifice using a Lieral calculator. 

• Godwin's Law invoked. That didn't take long at all either.

• Don't worry, you'll soon be bending over for Wick, and he don't use no lube.

• I think you'd feel more comfortable posting at a different site. Perhaps that one from a news organization that claims to be "Fair and Balanced."

• My union job ensures that I get HIS MOMMA for a discounted price, Cleveland Steamers included (Glass Bottom Boat extra)

• How much do you pay for YOUR MOMMA?

• With a reply like that, you KNOW I'm right.  How much do you pay for your Kroger sacker union dues?

• Stalin & Hitler used YOUR MOMMA to their advantage!!!

• "Follow me on Tweeter" isn't dumb? C'mon.

• Not TMI if you are from Mexico.  It's actually something they should consider down there.

• These aren't dumb or particularly controversial. We get it, HP, you don't like the guy but posting stuff like this does not make you look clever.

• I like all of Perry's statements. Some of the interview questions were stupid, but all of his answers make sense. I guess one would have to be reprobate in order to think his remarks were stupid. But then, most of your writers and readers are assholes.

• You should really be writing about the union thuggrey jobs bill Prez Obnocchio spoke about last night. Sadly, Daly's comment about "taking out tea party members" is not random;  it's ingrained. Lest we forget, Stalin and Hitler used the unions to their advantage. 

• Rick Perry, not just Dumb, but Aggie Dumb.

• Remember Andrea, it's still abstinence as long as no one recognized you when you were dropping off the twink man-whore behind the Smoothie King.

• See this blog post for a fabulous quote about abstinence-only sex-ed. "I'm gonna tell you from my own personal life - abstinence works." Wow, Guv. TMI! http://feministing.com/2011/08/23/rick-perry-abstinence-only-education-works-wait-nope/ (Transcript of the video is in the comments.)

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