Doesn't Rick Perry Know Cursive?
So we were unaware that his autograph resembles a third grader's.
Didn't they teach cursive in Paint Creek?
We're not saying this is any reflection on the intelligence of our august governor, it's just a bit odd to see an adult signing his name with block letters. We'd have some handwriting analyst speak to this, except that they're all frauds.
Is this shameful signature enough to keep him out of the White House? Let's hope so.