Caption This: Rick Perry at Texas A&M

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Cushing Memorial Library and Archives, Texas A&M University via Texas Tribune

The Texas Tribune takes a look at Rick Perry's Aggie career, which included the always hilarious M-80s in the toilets.

It includes the above pair of photos, which we're sure have shown up elsewhere but still are stunning in their Perry-ness.

They seem perfect for another round of our occasional game of "Caption This."

Best thing about these photos: Perry graduated from A&M in 1972, so contrast these with how everyone else in the world was looking at that time.

Caption away!

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HC
HC

Ich bin ein Aggie Youth.  College Station uber alles.

Gaspar Ramsey
Gaspar Ramsey

Captions: Pic 1 -- Out in Paint Creek, we're always ready for flash floods. We keep our white ducks short! Pic 2 -- They made me hold this sword because I kept grabbing my junk in the other one,

Craigley
Craigley

Rivers Cuomo's secret baby daddy.

Dylan
Dylan

He looks like he would slip something in your drink.. if you're a dude.

Hair We Are
Hair We Are

hmmm...the dog looks gaynot that there's anything wrong with that

oCcaSionAl HeRo
oCcaSionAl HeRo

Don't fuck around with my dog..   all that i can see i steal...

Ribalding
Ribalding

-  "Nickthon for America!"

-  "OK, Rick.  Good.  Now show me pout-y."

-  "No, Rickey!  Damnit.  I said place your right hand TO God.  Not OVER God."

-  This uniform spells rough trade agreements, doesn't it?

(Seriously, he wonders where the rumors come from?  Wow.)

n8d0g
n8d0g

Is that dog a stuffed prop, or...?

Gaff in a Head Act
Gaff in a Head Act

stuffed with what? i didn't think we were making bestiality jokes about a&m anymore...but I think it's still ok re: the guv

Maggie_May
Maggie_May

Those jokes about "Animal Husbandry" are a bit tacky.  But Governor Goodhair is pretty tacky, too.....

Hill
Hill

The only thing phony in that picture is the Ricker

Ribalding
Ribalding

"victim" is the word you were looking for.  Not 'prop'.

Hill
Hill

....and you wanna be my Latex Salesman

Ribalding
Ribalding

Are we absolutely sure his birth name wasn't Doug Neidermeyer?

bob smith
bob smith

what will you call me in 20 years?  Governor!

KAC
KAC

Gee, he looked like a prick even back then! Reminds me of Stan from Revenge of the Nerds.

Hill
Hill

Looks much more like Doubgas Neidermeyer from Animal House

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