Police Station Parking Lot, 11 a.m.: Man Caught Smoking Weed While Waiting for a Friend

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A good place to flare up.
You're in the tiny parking lot outside the South Houston jail and police station, waiting for a friend who's visiting an inmate.

It's 11 a.m., you're halfway through your 40-ounce, so naturally it hits you: Great place to light up a joint!!

Amazingly, this well-thought-out plan ended up badly for one dude when a cop walking nearby -- and really, what are the chances? -- "approached the male and immediately smelled burnt marijuana and the strong smell of alcohol coming from his person."

YourHoustonNews.com reports the weed-smoker was standing by a Cadillac, and casually tried to toss the joint away as the officer neared.

That, too, failed.

The officer noticed a half-full 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor in the Caddy. Breakfast of champions!

The unnamed suspect was arrested and faces possession charges.


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Houston Bar
Houston Bar

Thus proving that stupidity remains the most abundant source of energy in the universe.

chef504
chef504

A Caddy, a joint, and malt liquor. Thats just too easy. Let's see, I am going to say he must be Chinese. This is perfect for Tosh.O's is it racist? 

Geezy
Geezy

"I wake up in the morning and I start my day of wrong, firin up that herb before I even put my clothes on, drink a cold 40 oz before I wash my face, but I can do this type of shit fool I'm nuthing but ace".....

Steet Military would be proud.

Urumomo
Urumomo

vodka"s quicker . but  I like the no clothes thing. Wake n bake --approved !

My
My

What race was he?? Go figure....

H_e_x
H_e_x

Pacific islander?

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