Micah Ashley Alford: Stripper Mom of the Year Candidate

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Micah Ashley Alford: She just wants to dance
We have a new candidate for the prestigious People Who Should Not Reproduce award: Micah Ashley Alford, a 26-year-old League City who just wants to rub guy's crotches with her butt, without being bothered by all those damn babies she keeps pumping out.

Her latest baby has been the subject of a five-day search by authorities, who finally found it safe with a couple of women taking care of it.

This is how much Alford loves to perform (degrading acts for drunk yahoos): She was back on the pole five days after giving birth.

Which is where cops found her, at the no-doubt accurately named Ritz Cabaret, on the glamorous Gulf Freeway. She told them she did not know where the baby was.

Police were interested in talking to her because they had heard she had a baby and also because she was on probation and had failed a drug test....when she was five months pregnant.

More Mom of the Year evidence?

She has three other kids, all of which have been taken away from her.

Can someone get this woman a box of condoms?

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34 comments
Jhawkin310
Jhawkin310

Geezzee.....I'm so sick of hearing about women who don't care for their children and then the poor babies have to suffer abuse, neglect, and eventually a tragic painful death. I think in certain case, we should have forced sterilization.....

Hatchetjuggalette14
Hatchetjuggalette14

not to be gross , but who would want to see a stripper 5 days after birth? theres 6 weeks of bleeding after a baby that a tampon just cant hold and if ur gettin naked on a pole u cant have a tampon string hangin out! how did she pull that off?

Mama
Mama

Four days after giving birth I sure as hell couldn't dance on a pole!

holly37
holly37

...anyone for the passing of legislation that would mirror the "3strikes-you're out" laws but pertaining to court ordered sterilization for women like this? If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em...

31loser
31loser

to brandys first husband i bet u did micah when she was a minor n ur a drug dealer or excon

CAMSHEEL
CAMSHEEL

She needs to have her tubes tied should be court order also on drugs wow what a damm shit head lied to police only because she was in trouble.

drvicki
drvicki

Uh, I'm guessing many many boxes of condoms.

Kuei
Kuei

She should dye her hair red blond and blue. My ex-wife used to dance at the Ritz Cabaret in Houston.

Bobbobertson
Bobbobertson

Wouldn't it nice if we were all the same!  If everybody was like you and me.  If well all got up at 8 AM, went to work and came home to our 2 kids.  We all ate the same food, drove the same car, lived in the same type house.  No mater how many laws we make attempting to make make us all the same, there will be dirtbags.  Get used to it, we are human.

scallywag
scallywag

Perhaps this is not a story of “abandonment,” then, but a more inoffensive story of a mother looking for work?  We condemn a mother quickly for wanting to be a stripper, but at least she was searching for a job, right?  From that angle, she’s the monster that needs court-ordered sterilization but a troubled woman trying to care for the children she keeps having.http://scallywagandvagabond.co...

chef504
chef504

I wish I could say that this individual had never danced for me, but I can't. I can't imagine her ever being able to pass a drug test. I am almost certain that if she attempted to go across state lines just the blood coursing through her veins would be enough to convict her on interstate drug trafficking charges. A friend told me she had stated she was allergic to latex. I think that is one of the cruelest jokes fate would play on a prostitute. Allergic to latex. Thats like a vet allergic to dander.  

Been there
Been there

She's the sister of my first wife which by the way is 40000 behind on child support...look at it this way the two of them might share a cell..

Pisigma42
Pisigma42

Is she available for bachelor parties...

Allisong
Allisong

Whomever wrote this article needs to learn how to spell and proof-read!! I have never heard of a writer sounding more unprofessional, than the person who wrote this article. As far as this woman is concerned, I pray to God she never gets her children back.

JohnnyCougar
JohnnyCougar

She is one of my Ritz favorites.  I get to lick her c section scar for an extra 5 bucks.

Concerned
Concerned

She is disgusting.........trust me, I know her and her nasty sister.  I think between the both of them they have about 10 kids and if I am not mistaken, they dont have any of them.  Other ppl are having to take care of their children.  But trust me when I say this, those childrent are much better off where they are than with these two scum bags.

Joel L.
Joel L.

I know where I'm going for lunch. Anyone know if she's still working?

Guest Speaker
Guest Speaker

no they need to get her fix. "act like an animal get treated like one"

Adrienne White
Adrienne White

they need to get her tubes tied she is such an awesome mom ....ugh

Jake_V
Jake_V

mmm dirt.  I like dirty sometimes.

lol

Jake_V
Jake_V

i personally think people who think others need sterilization likely should get it done themselves....

Jake_V
Jake_V

a cell at a jail house strip club.....ohhh ohhh....I wonder if they get to wear stripes?

That reminds of this one time when I was at a club right...hot girl dancing start throwing cash at her, she comes over I pay for some lap dances...everything's good until...her breath oh my god.  It was terrible.  I was so turned off by it I thought I was going to puke.

It was so bad I remember the day.  I still would have choked that bitch doggy style with her fucking neck tie ! w00t.

(doggy style prevents breath from reaching the ass end of the room)

Dudley "Booger" Dawson
Dudley "Booger" Dawson

That made me laugh and throw up at the same time.  Well played sir, well played.

Jake_V
Jake_V

i agree but this wreaks of eugenics.  We cannot, as a civilized society, form sterilization.

I agree something needs to be done for trashy hoe bag joke of mom bitches like this cunt but still...what?  the question is what...we cannot force her to get her tubes tied.

Dragonet2
Dragonet2

I never had children because my husband and I didn't really want any.  No sterilization needed, my ovaries were lazy or something.  Because we sure enjoy sex.  (Now I've gone through the change of life and so we don't have to worry about getting pg.)

JimmyCap
JimmyCap

You're such a discerning gentleman, aren't you?  Paying for lap dances while complaining about bad breath and threatening to "choke a bitch doggy style". Classy!

Figgy Jones
Figgy Jones

If only Ms. Alford could be fixed as easily as typos in a story!

ForlornW
ForlornW

That's only if you believe everyone has an inherent right to breed, and I don't believe that's true.

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